Phone Call ∞ Voice Mail ∞ Text Message
Hey, man! How's it going?
[Paaaaaauuuuuse. Just to let you start talking. Five seconds later he cuts in, sounding a little smug.]
No, wait. Sorry. I'm going to have to stop you there.
Nathan's not answering his phone right now, so you're getting his voice mail instead. He's probably off having a nice shag somewhere. Or... well, okay, probably just a wank, but you never know. If you know where he is, you're more than welcome to join him. If you don't, you can leave him a message. He might try and get back to you at some point.