Keep on keepin on

Aug 26, 2005 02:07

I worked last Wednesday.
had a break thursday.
then worked friday saturday sunday monday tuesday wednesday thursday.
and im going to be working friday and saturday.
i feel sooo tiredddd and i just want to.. NOT work.
i want to have another few weeks of summer so i can take time off and relax.
but NO. fuckers.

today at work, my manager kaz killed a mouse. and i had to take it to the trash compactor.
jessica and i threw out 3 people from a movie theater. after skipping/ dancing after them.
i work so much because i have problems saying NO to people when im called/ asked to take a shift.
My manager Chris gives me whatever i want but never laughs at my jokes. hes a great guy.
I love Kaz because there was a massive rush today and he let me stay in the back and do nachos and sit it out. and he wasnt even in a good mood.
he also didnt make me do drains like he was originally going to do.
i gave away my shift for tomorrow, and took one.
then i switched my saturday shift. at least its an usher shift.
I got written up because my manager kelly is a bitch.
Toots and Zach are the funniest kids ever.
I miss my non-regal friends.
someone threw up in the boys bathroom right at closing and we just left it for the janitors.
i love being on podium and making people buy new tickets when they hit the KIDS button instead of ADULT.
I like to check for ID when someone is obviously not 12.
when i was usher monday, i found an empty bottle of cognac. it looked delicious.
there is this kid john, who is really quiet and wont talk to anyone but me.
my favorite managers Kaz and James go gambling together. I contributed 10 cents to them.
I saw red eye. it was good. cillian murphy is adorable.
i was promised the batman poster in the display.
People at the shops around regal now know me by name.
I make the best nacho trays ever.
I also make the best popcorn.
since there arent any cameras in the back of concession, i go there to hug my managers at the beginning and end of the day. especially if its Kaz or James or Aaron. they always get extra.
My manager jeff has pretty blue eyes... but he is far too manly to put up with me telling him that.
When we run out of something, we will put a sold out sign over it instead of going to the stock room to get more.
No one likes Kids Trays, large Nachos, or pretzels.
I hate serving people around my age, or that i know from school.
No one likes concession. everyone prays for usher.
I've seen every episode of the Twenty.
I never want to hear that Rent song ever again. (fivehundredtwentyfivethousandsixhundredminutes... whoever wrote that will rot in hell)
i HATE stary eyed surprise.
I love my coworkers. but they dont all love each other like they should.
yvette owes me 5 dollars. but i dont care.
the secret only ushers know: everything is swept under the seats... until at night when the janitors come.
the secret only back bar kids know: the large popcorn and the medium are the exact same size. the only difference is there are free refills on the large.
number of scoops for each popcorn: small:1- 1 1/2 medium: 2- 2 1/2 large: same as medium.. with a little to top off.
cups will fall on the group and we will pick them up and use them anyway.
all the hotdogs that dont sell that day get put back in the refridgerator until the next day when they are reheated. this continues until they turn grey or green.
I get free stuff for selling a certain number of combos every month.
one of my two head manager guys is gay. he and his partner are really good looking.
The customer is always wrong. no matter what happens.
we will only go slower if you tell us your movie just started.
tip us if we help you carry stuff to your theater.
dont ever ask concession for change.
dont order one thing and pay with a 50 or 100 dollar bill. we wont always have enough change.
i DONT EVER want to see tattoos on boobs. while im trying to read it, and you're trying to order, nothing good will come of it.
the only people there who know anything about the movies coming out are the newbies that actually still go see them.
dont get angry with us. we will laugh at you with the rest of concession while getting your food.
we mock everyone. dont get offended.
when you see someone with a mop, and a bunch of yellow cones are everywhere saying "piso majado" do NOT walk near that person or their cones. Piso Majado means wet floor. wtf language do you speak?!
there are certain things we only charge people for if we dont like the customer. like extra nacho cheese.
dont wave a bucket of popcorn at me and expect me to drop what im doing and refill it.
once, jenn dared me to eat a jalapenjo. it hurt to eat but tasted delicious.

there are painters coming to my house tomorrow... really early.
please kill me.
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