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May 31, 2005 23:35

my sprawling partner.... if she ever learned to keep up.

IntheShadows2007 (11:13:51 PM): hey fucker
sprEvilGeNius (11:14:05 PM): whats up slut?
IntheShadows2007 (11:14:21 PM): nothing, except for the keg, but you know...
sprEvilGeNius (11:14:45 PM): no i dont actually
sprEvilGeNius (11:14:55 PM): ive never been able to shove a keg up there
IntheShadows2007 (11:15:02 PM): im sure that you will someday...
sprEvilGeNius (11:15:30 PM): haha yeah... when im married and it isnt slutty
sprEvilGeNius (11:15:36 PM): i dont want to turn out like you
IntheShadows2007 (11:15:50 PM): fuck you...you have fucked more guys than i've ever met in my life!
sprEvilGeNius (11:16:16 PM): wow... do you live in a bubble?
sprEvilGeNius (11:16:21 PM): or under a rock?
sprEvilGeNius (11:16:27 PM): or did you go to private school?
IntheShadows2007 (11:16:31 PM): no...
sprEvilGeNius (11:16:38 PM): and when i say private school, i dont mean your job on the corner
sprEvilGeNius (11:16:52 PM): i mean an educational facility
sprEvilGeNius (11:16:59 PM): do you understand that?
IntheShadows2007 (11:17:04 PM): if there was a key for a flipping off sign, it would be right here ___.
sprEvilGeNius (11:17:23 PM): hahaha speechless i presume?
IntheShadows2007 (11:17:34 PM): you did it again...bitch
sprEvilGeNius (11:17:52 PM): and you always walk right into it
sprEvilGeNius (11:18:06 PM): i have yet to find someone who can render me speechless
IntheShadows2007 (11:18:09 PM): i know...you do this to me EVERY TIME.
sprEvilGeNius (11:18:20 PM): its cuz im just that good
IntheShadows2007 (11:18:25 PM): SURE
sprEvilGeNius (11:18:27 PM): ....at everything
IntheShadows2007 (11:19:01 PM): whatever
sprEvilGeNius (11:19:39 PM): its true
IntheShadows2007 (11:19:45 PM): maybe...i dont know
sprEvilGeNius (11:20:11 PM): you wouldnt, i dont normally work with girls who can shove kegs in their coochie
IntheShadows2007 (11:20:26 PM): but you work with all the other girls
sprEvilGeNius (11:20:56 PM): and what does that say about you? cuz none of them can fit a whole keg....
IntheShadows2007 (11:21:33 PM): but you do the little girls, b/c you have pedophilia nervosa
sprEvilGeNius (11:22:11 PM): hahaha
sprEvilGeNius (11:22:18 PM): normally i'd say that was a good one
sprEvilGeNius (11:22:22 PM): but you got it from rudy
IntheShadows2007 (11:22:39 PM): fuck off. at least i was quick.
sprEvilGeNius (11:22:41 PM): AND
sprEvilGeNius (11:22:48 PM): i wasnt talking about their ages
sprEvilGeNius (11:22:55 PM): i was talking about their vaginas
sprEvilGeNius (11:22:58 PM): keep up mary and maybe you'll learn something
IntheShadows2007 (11:23:20 PM): its late. i didn't laze around the house all day and fake sick
sprEvilGeNius (11:24:20 PM): no.. but you do it every other week since youre never there
IntheShadows2007 (11:24:38 PM): no i dont.
sprEvilGeNius (11:28:26 PM): i think im dying
IntheShadows2007 (11:28:41 PM): why? did you get new meds?
sprEvilGeNius (11:28:42 PM): which is good, then i wont be a burden on society
IntheShadows2007 (11:28:56 PM): or me.
sprEvilGeNius (11:29:04 PM): hahaha exactly
sprEvilGeNius (11:29:10 PM): but i dont want to benefit you any
sprEvilGeNius (11:29:15 PM): so ill live
sprEvilGeNius (11:29:19 PM): just to torture you
IntheShadows2007 (11:29:19 PM): damn it.
sprEvilGeNius (11:29:24 PM): no new meds
sprEvilGeNius (11:29:38 PM): he said i have a virus along with the strep
sprEvilGeNius (11:29:48 PM): and itll take awhile
IntheShadows2007 (11:29:50 PM): that sucks.
sprEvilGeNius (11:32:20 PM): yeah
sprEvilGeNius (11:32:27 PM): but not as much as you

:-)
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