ass reduction surgery for all

[immortaltears]

Kindred Society (7:16:41 PM): Work today
Kindred Society (7:16:56 PM): I busted my ass
Kindred Society (7:17:04 PM): Not literally
sprEvilGeNius (7:17:05 PM): literally?
sprEvilGeNius (7:17:07 PM): DAMN
Kindred Society (7:17:13 PM): Lol
Kindred Society (7:17:18 PM): That'd be funny
sprEvilGeNius (7:18:16 PM): thatd be video recorded
sprEvilGeNius (7:18:21 PM): and played on the news
Kindred Society (7:18:47 PM): This just in, matt got his ass busted
sprEvilGeNius (7:18:56 PM): and it looks like this:
sprEvilGeNius (7:19:02 PM): and then they show the video
sprEvilGeNius (7:19:10 PM): of your butt exploding
sprEvilGeNius (7:19:18 PM): and your insides going everywhere and the insides of your insides going everywhere
Kindred Society (7:19:35 PM): Wow
Kindred Society (7:19:40 PM): Talking about a way to lose weight
sprEvilGeNius (7:19:52 PM): its a quick ass reduction surgery
sprEvilGeNius (7:19:56 PM): without the hastle of surgery

gross.

today was one of the worst days of my life.
i hope it is never repeated.