[Video] Turkey for dinner again and again and again...

[immortalservant]

[Alucard has decided to take a walk to perhaps keep his mind off his hunger and depression. The rain is heavy but his hat and coat seem to do their job and he himself doesn't seem uncomfortable, despite being soaked. He sees something up ahead-nearly a kilometer away but such is the power of the vampire's night vision-and does a double take. A

Comments

[willdateforyen]

Sounds like a good offer. A gal has gotta eat.

[Video]

[immortalservant]

Wonderful! And who might you be?

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[willdateforyen]

I am Ai-Ai, it's nice to meet you.

Re: [Video] Oh dear...XD

[immortalservant]

I am rather picky about what I eat so I do have a very important question for you my dear.

Are you a virgin?

[Video] ROFL XD

[willdateforyen]

...! Y-yes, I am a virgin. Why do you ask?

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[immortalservant]

[chuckles] Tastes better and keeps me from feeding longer.

And how old are you?

[Video]

[willdateforyen]

I see. The blood of a virgin is like a fine glass of wine?

Fourteen.

Re: [Video] Must be this tall to ride the rollar coaster...

[immortalservant]

[He sighs]

Rather young to be offering yourself to an adult male aren't you?

[Video] Rollercoaster derailed by guardian :D

[2ndlt_jeanhavoc]

[Jean pauses, bringing in firewood and peeks over Ai's shoulder when he hears 'virgin' being talked about.]

Ai who the hell are you talking to?

Re: [Video] *Cue record screech*

[immortalservant]

And who's your friend, my dear?

[Video] Dundundun

[willdateforyen]

Oh! Mr. Havoc...um, I'm offering this nice man some of my blood in exchange for a turkey. It'll be perfect for Thanksgiving.

[Video] LOL

[2ndlt_jeanhavoc]

Havoc, Jean Havoc. [He replies halfly, turning his attention to Ai for her reply.

Jean raises his eyebrow farther up his head then he figured it could go when Ai explained to him what she's going to be doing.]

Y..
You're what? No. Ai don't be foolish, he's just yanking your chain, no one collects blood.

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[immortalservant]

I 'm a vampire, I drink blood. Like, duh

However, she is too young.

[Video]

[willdateforyen]

[Ai hangs her head at the words "too young", she's been hearing that an awful lot recently. Sulking, she mumbles and whimpers.]

A-always my age...always too young...c-can't do anything. Dammit, I wanted that turkey.

[Video]

[2ndlt_jeanhavoc]

[Jean's pretty sure he must have misheard this guy say what he think this guy said, setting the wood down in the woodbox and then appears back over Ai's shoulder once more.

He puts his hand on Ai's shoulder, therethere.]

No, Ai y'need your blood. Those things'r too dangerous for anyone to take on. He's just pullin' your leg.
Look guy, I dunno if you realize but suckerin' kids into stuff like this isn't looked upon well. No one eats blood.

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[immortalservant]

I'm ending this line.

What a bad night, all that calls is an underage girl and the village idiot...

[Shuts the screen off. No underage blood-sucking tonight]