Hi my name is Jersh.
Heyyyy this is Josh. I am chilling at Britneys. It is like 1:43 in the morning. We just got back from WalMart and we bought all kinds of great things...like cotton candy, doughnuts, ice cream, chips, cookies, and tortillas. Yummmm I'm a dike. We watched the movie Almost Famous earlier....we started off watching Pi but it was a little too wierd for our likings so we changed it.
So yeah we are just sitting here talking to people. Britney is playing guitar and I am eating cotton candy with a fork. I'm a dike. Thanks. So anyways...we have a lot of plans for when I get my next paycheck here in a few weeks. We are going to buy Britney a new car...we are going to dye my hair and put pink streaks in it...how dikey...we are going to get my car fixed...we are also going downtown to buy me some girl pants(nuthuggers)....I am getting some cool glasses...and maybe get my lip pierced on both sides. yay.
I hate my job. I punched a fat mexican today because he punched some little 11 year old black kid. Haha his toenails were painted red. I am a pool boy. All I do is sit around all day and make sure the pool doesn't overflow and drown all the little dikes that run around. It is also cool because I get to blow my stupid soccer whistle at little kids that pee in the pool. Yeah it is cool because it turns purple when someone pisses...aha. Yeah.
I was supposed to be home hours ago but I don't care because I am 18 and I do what I want. I could buy cigarettes if I wanted...only I don't want to because cigarettes are nasty and they smell and Britney doesn't like them.
Britney is so awesome. You should be her friend. She is really cool I promise. You should come over and hang out with us because we are bored. Whooo boredom is cool...especially when you are hanging out with the coolest chick in the world. She is so cool. Britney rocks.
Well I think that is about it. So...bye.