Tonight
So my car was totaled tonight. Apparently my neighbor, Andrew Schwartz, was out for a "ride around the block" and somehow managed to hit my PARKED car so hard that it smashed into my other neighbor's tree. He hit my solid-steel Mercedes so hard that there are tire marks in the pavement, and that it SMASHED into a tree. I didn't think that was possible. And then, to make things even better, he's not even getting a ticket. Or a tox panel. And now I have no way to get to work, and my dad's convertible is destroyed. And I forgot my cell phone in Jamis' car. Fuck.