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[immortaljustice]

I finally set that buildin' on fire and then a giant monster flew down and crushed it before anyone could see!

And when I found another one a bunch of bug-eyed superheroes blew it up by blowing up the giant monster!

..an' the third buildin' had sprinklers on the outside!

I'm startin to miss home.

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[pidonus]

... Why are you trying so damn hard to set a building on fire anyhow?

[immortaljustice]

Boss told me to!

[pidonus]

Aaaaand setting buildings on fire and possibly killing hundreds of people and causing billions of dollars in damages in the process doesn't feel horribly wrong to you?

[immortaljustice]

Not if the boss says I'm supposed to.

[pidonus]

... That should probably scare me, but I'm too used to blind obedience right now so.

[immortaljustice]

I ain't blind!

[pidonus]

... Your boss tells you to go set large buildings on fire, no explanation, and you immediately agree to do so in spite of the high likelihood of murdering hundreds of people in the process, with no consideration that doing so might be wrong?

That's pretty blind.

[immortaljustice]

That ain't got nothing to do with me not bein' able to see!

Which I can! So I ain't blind!

[pidonus]

... I give up.

[immortaljustice]

An' he told me why 'ta do it too! Don't mean I have to tell you!

[pidonus]

In fact, you do have to tell me why.

:3~

[immortaljustice]

Nah, I ain't gotta.

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[pidonus]

I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN THE HELL WILL THAT ABILITY FUCKING WORK JESUS CHRIST

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