Event

[immortaljustice]

*There is a girl hanging off of the side of the main building's roof.

By her suspenders. She's flailing and shouting pretty nicely.*

BOSS HELP I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I GOT UP HERE

Comments

[lightning_strke]

*You've been left hanging long enough.

There's a guy staring up at you flailing and shouting like it's the most interesting thing in the world.*

[immortaljustice]

Stop starin' an help me down!

[lightning_strke]

*...! Oh right! He should do that!

... Runs inside. He's obviously abandoning you to your fate.*

[immortaljustice]

..That ain't helpin' me down at all!

[lightning_strke]

*And then you feel someone pulling up on your suspenders from the top of the roof. ... and probably not doing a good job of actually getting you up, but he's trying!*

[immortaljustice]

Ah god 'dat crow came back!

[lightning_strke]

... I'm not a crow, though!

*saying this as he keeps pulling. you're heavy.*

[immortaljustice]

AN' IT CAN TAL- oh.

...Pull 'arder!

[lightning_strke]

*PULLS HARDER. This hard enough for you?! Are you coming up?!*

[immortaljustice]

*YES SHE'S COMING UP EVERYTHING IS GRAN-

Suspenders snap. Ari falls. She needs to lose weight if they broke just supporting her weight.*

[lightning_strke]

*... pulls up the empty suspenders, and looks down.

oh boy.*

[immortaljustice]

*It's okay I fell off a building last week I'm used to it.*

[lightning_strke]

*I'm not. I'm sure people break things if they fall from this height.

He's gonna run down there though. Just for you.*

[azuremagma]

*Someone's calling out 'Ari. ARI WHERE THE FUCK ARE YA YA FUCKIN' RETARDED ASS BIRD.' And is coming closer to where Setsuo and Ari are. Well, at least where she's laying.*

[immortaljustice]

I'm over here boss!

[lightning_strke]

*Ends up reaching you.

Is surprised your neck isn't snapped, if you're still talking! And acting cheerful, too, from that fall!*