Feb 06, 2007 01:10
I cannot stand french canadian snowbirds...(you will notice that i will NOT capitalize "french", "canada", "quebec" or "canadian" ever in this blog, they do not deserve it!)
All they do is clutter up South Florida, and cause general mayhem. We should decrease the amount of time they are allowed to stay here from 6 months to 2 weeks. It should be a vacation spot, NOT a second residence.
There are many things i dislike about them, but i will only talk about a few.
Fuck them and their goddamn quebec license plates. All i ever see during the winter when I get cut off is "je me souviens." They cannot drive! What the FUCK!?!? How do they get drivers licenses? What the fuck is the test? How fast can you chug a bottle of maple syrup while skinning a beaver?
When they get a fucking visa or whatever to stay here, they should be obligated to take a driving test to get an american drivers license. This has got to stop. I do not like fearing for my life each time i get on the road. It stresses me out!
The next thing that pisses me off to no end is how fucking goddamn cheap they are! FUCK! There are no fucking discounts....NO IT IS NOT ON SALE.....FUCK YOU CANUCKS!
I can't stand when they come into my store and try to fucking haggle with me like its 1765 and we are on the fucking barter system....No i will not take 40 dollars for a 75 dollar item, come back with the correct fucking amount....
Next time a fucking canadian comes into my store, and pulls this shit on me, then talks about me like i am stupid in french to his other canadian ass licking friend, i am going to jump over the goddamn counter and stab him with a fucking pen in the goddamn eyeball.