I feel so ashamed
It has come to my attention that my Sensei, and idol, has come out with his own "energy drink". At one point in my life, i regarded him higher then any living thing on the planet put together! In 1988, he took down the mafia singlehandedly. In 1990, he took down the voodoo underground kingpin "Screwface". In 1992, he saved his ship from terrorists, and Gary Busey. Many more things were accomplised but i will leave this short.
Today, i feel slighted. Like i was wronged somehow. How could i invest my whole life to this person, and have them kick me in the head with this announcement? Why? God why?
But wait, i must regain my hope. This was a test, to see if i am still loyal to him. Maybe it is in his intricate plan to take down a drug lord in the greater chicago area. Yes, that is it! I can regain my confidence in his abilities, and marketing choices. For he is my Idol, master, and reason for living.
Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages, i give to you....
Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt- Get Charged!
Today, i feel slighted. Like i was wronged somehow. How could i invest my whole life to this person, and have them kick me in the head with this announcement? Why? God why?
But wait, i must regain my hope. This was a test, to see if i am still loyal to him. Maybe it is in his intricate plan to take down a drug lord in the greater chicago area. Yes, that is it! I can regain my confidence in his abilities, and marketing choices. For he is my Idol, master, and reason for living.
Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages, i give to you....
Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt- Get Charged!