Poems ....
*My friend Cindy is in a "Jerry Springerish" situation. She was friends with Katrina and Barry (a married couple and friends of mine also), but Cindy's husband, Paul ran off with Katrina and Katrina is still screwing her husband while Paul is at work. Katrina is also sleeping with this guy Joe in whatever free time she has. LOL. It's nasty and complex and I am not talking to anyone but Cindy now.
*So Cindy wrote this poem about Paul and Katrina ....
Let me tell you a little story about trailer trash.
Yes, I am a vengeful B@tch, I'll give you that.
After 14 years I am all alone, she f@cked my husband.
Let's not forget Joe, as you can see she's a hoe.
All while still, f@cking her husband.
A liar & a cheat, damn this chic is an awful sneak.
We've lost the house,the truck & the boat.
I'm here to tell you this ain't no joke.
I sit back & watch, as she brings him to his knees.
I sit back & laugh, because she gave him a venereal disease.
This zit faced b@tch has crotch itch.
So the moral of the story goes like this...
While, you look on adoringly on the trailer park whore,
be aware that your dick is likely to become sore.
You might think you have one up on me; but
be assured she gave you herpes!
*SO, I read that (laughed my ass off until I cried) and was inspired to write my own poem about my ex-husband ....
GENE!!!!!!!!!!
You were an asshole, straight from day one
If I wasn’t so young and stupid I would have run.
But I found you exciting, you were forbidden fruit
And I guess when I’m drunk you were kind of cute.
The first time you hit me, I believed you would change
But after the baby, shit still stayed the same.
You started disappearing for days at a time
Coming home to convince me everything was just fine.
Then came baby two and you were meaner than hell
The more that you beat me the less people I’d tell.
You had me trapped in your world of hideous lies
But I wised up and got out just in time.
The joke was on me, you fucked everyone in town
But its really on you, you’re the fucking clown.
I knew where you went, I knew what you did
I was naïve when you meet me but I’m no longer a kid.
I was glad when you left us, you sorry prick.
I saw all the spots and the sores on your dick.
Yet you can’t figure out why I don’t want you back
Cause your cock’s falling off … are you dumber than crap?
Our children need a parent who is disease free
And since that’s not you, it has to be me.
I do hope your happy fucking that ugly bitch.
I also hope someday you are found lying dead in a ditch.
Oh don’t get me wrong, I’m not bitter or mad
At least not anymore, you stupid douche bag.
Now you’re dying from AIDS, isn’t that sad?
Naw, you deserved it, you earned it, I’m glad.
My life just gets better as the days go by
Our children are happy that you said goodbye.
They don’t even miss you or utter your name
Now your just a sperm donor … ain’t that a shame?
This is the end of the line for you in my life
You’re no longer their father; I’m no longer your wife.
Try to live life easy in the time you have still
Because rest assured the Gods won’t take you, but the Devil will.
*This of course made Cindy laugh her ass off.
*So Cindy wrote this poem about Paul and Katrina ....
Let me tell you a little story about trailer trash.
Yes, I am a vengeful B@tch, I'll give you that.
After 14 years I am all alone, she f@cked my husband.
Let's not forget Joe, as you can see she's a hoe.
All while still, f@cking her husband.
A liar & a cheat, damn this chic is an awful sneak.
We've lost the house,the truck & the boat.
I'm here to tell you this ain't no joke.
I sit back & watch, as she brings him to his knees.
I sit back & laugh, because she gave him a venereal disease.
This zit faced b@tch has crotch itch.
So the moral of the story goes like this...
While, you look on adoringly on the trailer park whore,
be aware that your dick is likely to become sore.
You might think you have one up on me; but
be assured she gave you herpes!
*SO, I read that (laughed my ass off until I cried) and was inspired to write my own poem about my ex-husband ....
GENE!!!!!!!!!!
You were an asshole, straight from day one
If I wasn’t so young and stupid I would have run.
But I found you exciting, you were forbidden fruit
And I guess when I’m drunk you were kind of cute.
The first time you hit me, I believed you would change
But after the baby, shit still stayed the same.
You started disappearing for days at a time
Coming home to convince me everything was just fine.
Then came baby two and you were meaner than hell
The more that you beat me the less people I’d tell.
You had me trapped in your world of hideous lies
But I wised up and got out just in time.
The joke was on me, you fucked everyone in town
But its really on you, you’re the fucking clown.
I knew where you went, I knew what you did
I was naïve when you meet me but I’m no longer a kid.
I was glad when you left us, you sorry prick.
I saw all the spots and the sores on your dick.
Yet you can’t figure out why I don’t want you back
Cause your cock’s falling off … are you dumber than crap?
Our children need a parent who is disease free
And since that’s not you, it has to be me.
I do hope your happy fucking that ugly bitch.
I also hope someday you are found lying dead in a ditch.
Oh don’t get me wrong, I’m not bitter or mad
At least not anymore, you stupid douche bag.
Now you’re dying from AIDS, isn’t that sad?
Naw, you deserved it, you earned it, I’m glad.
My life just gets better as the days go by
Our children are happy that you said goodbye.
They don’t even miss you or utter your name
Now your just a sperm donor … ain’t that a shame?
This is the end of the line for you in my life
You’re no longer their father; I’m no longer your wife.
Try to live life easy in the time you have still
Because rest assured the Gods won’t take you, but the Devil will.
*This of course made Cindy laugh her ass off.