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[immortal_smoke]

[filtered away from Kaguya]

I'm looking for a training partner. They need to be proficient in some sort of martial art, armed or otherwise - it doesn't matter what kind. I'm not doing much else with my money, so I'm willing to pay for your time.

[[OOC: for the record, I DO have someone planned to take the position, but feel free to otherwise use

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[arturia_pen]

If you need a sparring partner, I am quite proficient with a sword. I am sure I can manage hand-to-hand combat as well.

If you'd like me to use a sword...I will find a thick branch instead of using a pipe.

[immortal_smoke]

No, the more dangerous the weapon, the better.

[arturia_pen]

If you insist. Inform me of when you wish for me to arrive for a match.

I will also require your address.

[immortal_smoke]

Any time is fine, as long as it's at night. How about at the park?

[arturia_pen]

That will do fine. I will do my best not to harm you with this pipe.

[immortal_smoke]

Please understand, this exercise would serve only half of its intended purpose if you try not to harm me. Skill isn't the only thing I'm training.

[arturia_pen]

I see.

Then I suppose I will at least try not to slay you.

[immortal_smoke]

You don't even need to worry that much. I won't die from that kind of a weapon.

[arturia_pen]

Are you inhuman as well?

[immortal_smoke]

I'm human. I'm simply a human who cannot die.

[arturia_pen]

I see. This place did not take that power away from you?

[immortal_smoke]

It did, but it was kind enough to return it.