So...
pktaxwench currently has a mountain of dirt in her front yard ("Mt. Dirtmore") and a few of us are trying to bribe her to dress in her Jack Sparrow outfit and pretend to be utterly delighted with the mountain of dirt.
Here's my bribe. I offered to write a drabble or double drabble based off of any prompt she gave me. She gave me a list... and I chose the first one "Happy fluffy bunnies on the Dutchman." It ended up being 200 words exactly.
Hey, friend's list? Do you think the rest of the fandom would like this?
Needless to say... this is a little weird.
This takes place mid-DMC
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It was Will Turner who found them first. The boy had been sent down to get cleaning supplies. He came back up with the mop and bucket, but he also carried something else. “What’s that Will?” Bootstrap asked.
Will turned a confused glance at his father. “A rabbit,” he said. “I found it in the bucket. And there’s about half a dozen more down there.”
“A… rabbit?”
Will nodded. He set the bucket and mop down, and then handed the rabbit to his father.
By this time, the rest of the crew on deck had noticed the rabbit.
“Why is there a bunch of rabbits on the Dutchman?” Will asked.
Bootstrap definitely understood his confusion. He juggled the rabbit for a second until he had a good grip on it; then turned to Maccus. “Ah… I think we might have a problem.”
Maccus looked at the rabbit in his hands. “I’ll go tell the Captain,” he said, resigned. “Back to work.”
He took the rabbit, and the crew could hear him muttering about rabbits and how on earth… as he walked away.
“I wasn’t sure if that was normal or not,” Will whispered to Bootstrap.
“No, rabbits are not normal.”
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So, where are the Mountaineer Jack photos
pktaxwench?