That's the way I like 'em!
The way I like my straight women sunny-side-up with a sub-zero chance of sleeping with them. It saves my poor little brain much agony!
"Just because I broke into your house & am lying naked in your bed with a gallon jar of lube set casually beside the bowl of oddly-shaped fresh fruit does not mean I want to sleep with you!"
LOL...oh, how I appreciate women who know who they are...
Uh-oh
Well, it says marriage. Nothing about sex. LOL (Just teasing)
"Just because I broke into your house & am lying naked in your bed with a gallon jar of lube set casually beside the bowl of oddly-shaped fresh fruit does not mean I want to sleep with you!"
LOL...oh, how I appreciate women who know who they are...
Uh-oh
Well, it says marriage. Nothing about sex. LOL (Just teasing)