Pirates propaganda prevails.
It's increasingly difficult to read this biography and not hear Jack Sparrow's drawl super-imposed over Depp's quotes and explanations of ne'er-do-well escapades.
As with all the incidents in which he featured, Depp's account is different to that which appeared in the pages of tabloids around the world. 'This guy walked past me in the bar,' said Depp, beginning another of his doubtful 'armadillo-daschund' tales. 'He pulled out what resembled a penis- but I've a sneaking suspicion it may have been a thimble...'
-Johnny Depp : A Modern Rebel
'Armadillo-daschund' tales. Seriously.
As with all the incidents in which he featured, Depp's account is different to that which appeared in the pages of tabloids around the world. 'This guy walked past me in the bar,' said Depp, beginning another of his doubtful 'armadillo-daschund' tales. 'He pulled out what resembled a penis- but I've a sneaking suspicion it may have been a thimble...'
-Johnny Depp : A Modern Rebel
'Armadillo-daschund' tales. Seriously.