Pirates, sushi, and bad angles.
I don't understand how all the Cool Kids[ TM ] use a mirror to take snaps. Unless I hold the lens near my face, I just end up getting a high quality photo of my belt buckle. Who wants to gander at my crotch [ rhetorical ]?
I saw Will Turner downing beer at Sakura's sushi bar. My night would've been much more interesting if I were referring to Port Royal's own blacksmith, and not an old drumline pal. Thus feeling an inadequacy in the ratio of pirate to blacksmith, I yoinked a Johnny Depp biography from Hot Topic- if only for the fact that Jack Sparrow graced the cover in all his finery. Who would've guessed Hot Topic could ever make something useful?
Now I'll get molested by people that swear allegiance upon a shade of lipstick appropriately dubbed Nobody Loves Me So I Poisoned Your Cat.