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[immolationbitch]

Damn that...jerk! Damn it, damn it, damn it! Him. Damn him.

Why're all the good guys taken, huh? That's the story of Big V! First Alph, now this Almaz guy! Always taken. Always too late to the party!

And...they always run away.

Why're men such cowards, huh?! You show you LIKE 'EM A BIT and what do they do, huh? HUH?

THEY RUN AWAY SCREAMING!

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[heroicfanboy]

[Currently incapable of formulating speech.]

[immolationbitch]

JERK!

[Here, Almaz. Fireball coming at you.]

[heroicfanboy]

[Tries to evade the fireball, though it still ends up burning one of his sleeves. Talks as he desperately shakes his arm, trying to get rid of the flames.]

W,Wait! C,Can you at least hear me out?!

[immolationbitch]

Why? It's just gonna be 'blah blah blah already got someone blah blah blah'.

But. Sure, whatever. I'm drunk and bored, so go ahead.

[heroicfanboy]

Well, to be honest, saying that it is 'someone' is kind of putting it mildly. Um, like I said before, I'm actually married. Not just to anyone, though. I'm married to the person I've been in love with since I first looked at her. To betray her like that would make me worse than, well, worse than anything I can imagine.

I'm sorry if I ended up hurting your feelings, but just because you can't have a romantic relationship with a person doesn't mean you can't have a relationship with that person at all. I mean, what about friends?

[immolationbitch]

Sigh.

Yeah, yeah, kid. I know. It's partly because one of those stupid penguins shot me with some sort of seduction spell--which is damned annoying since that's supposed to be MY forte--and partly because, uh.

Let's just leave it at 'the stupid penguin did it.'

[heroicfanboy]

Um, okay! If you say so...

You know, I don't think that what happened should be a reason for us two not being friends. I mean, you do seem like a nice person after all. What do you think, Miss... Umm, I'm sorry, I just realized I don't actually know your name yet, hehe...

[immolationbitch]

Heh. You're really something. Pretty cute, too, and that's not the spell talking. That girl of yours is lucky. I just hope this damn spell wears off soon, because it is honestly a bit hard to keep myself from jumping you.

Anyways, the name's Vanessa! Witch of Immolation, the Big V! Or anything else you'd like to call me is fine by me, baby. Hahaha!

[heroicfanboy]

[Chuckles with genuine happiness, if a bit nervous due to the the statement.]

I like to think of myself as the lucky one, but thank you. I hope I get to talk to you again soon, Miss Vanessa; it's always a good thing to be friends with people.

[immolationbitch]

You sure like friends, huh? Well, I guess I'm up for it.

Just keep an eye out until this spell problem wears off, though. You let your guard down and I might jump your bones! Hahaha!