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[immolationbitch]

Damn that...jerk! Damn it, damn it, damn it! Him. Damn him.

Why're all the good guys taken, huh? That's the story of Big V! First Alph, now this Almaz guy! Always taken. Always too late to the party!

And...they always run away.

Why're men such cowards, huh?! You show you LIKE 'EM A BIT and what do they do, huh? HUH?

THEY RUN AWAY SCREAMING!

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[waylon_on_you]

Baby, seems to me that you haven't met any real men.

[immolationbitch]

...Really now?

[waylon_on_you]

Yeah really. Waylon tells 'em like he sees 'em.

[immolationbitch]

Yeah, well...what the...what the Hell makes you so special, huh?

[waylon_on_you]

I'm a man's man, babe, that's all I gotta say. Come have a taste if you think you can handle it.

[immolationbitch]

Feh. I've heard that talk before.

[waylon_on_you]

Your loss, baby. Just don't come cryin' back to me when you still can't find no man worth his salt.

[immolationbitch]

Well, let's see. Can you blow up buildings with the flick of your wrist?

[waylon_on_you]

Look, I ain't some freak, hear me? Hand over one them battle choppers, though, and I'd have that building leveled in two clicks.

[immolationbitch]

Heh. I prefer my men able to take care of themselves without needing some tools.

[waylon_on_you]

Man, the ladies here've got some straaaange kinks.

Whatever, whatever. Gotta make do with what's there, right? You won't see me punchin' no wall down with my bare fist, but I get done what I need to get done.

[immolationbitch]

Mmm. I guess that's not a bad attitude. Still, I like to be impressed.