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[Vanessa is outside Baal's castle, sitting on an unconscious and severely beaten dragon. She's got one hand holding her scythe over one shoulder and her other hand holding up her head, which has a very, very bored expression plastered across it.]
Sigh. Here I got all excited after finding some dragons and they turn out to be...well, not up to snuff. Oh, won't I find someone capable of pleasuring a lady for more than five minutes? Haaaahaha!
Meh. I think I actually miss that Theo kid now. Now he was a dragon and the look on his face when I'd...invade his personal space was always priceless. And to think, I was making progress! He'd have come around eventually, but, noooo, now I'm here with these entirely weak and completely unattractive dragons.
Damn it. A woman can't be solo all her life.
Eh, whatever. I should be worrying about other things.
Maybe that new 'roommate' of mine can entertain me for a while. 'Red'? What kind of name is that, anyways? Well, I guess if you're gonna be named after a color, red is the way to go.
[The dragon she's sitting on stirs and growls a bit. She smacks it in the back of the head with the blunt end of her scythe and it stops moving again.]
Calm down, I'm not ready to get up yet.
Sigh. Here I got all excited after finding some dragons and they turn out to be...well, not up to snuff. Oh, won't I find someone capable of pleasuring a lady for more than five minutes? Haaaahaha!
Meh. I think I actually miss that Theo kid now. Now he was a dragon and the look on his face when I'd...invade his personal space was always priceless. And to think, I was making progress! He'd have come around eventually, but, noooo, now I'm here with these entirely weak and completely unattractive dragons.
Damn it. A woman can't be solo all her life.
Eh, whatever. I should be worrying about other things.
Maybe that new 'roommate' of mine can entertain me for a while. 'Red'? What kind of name is that, anyways? Well, I guess if you're gonna be named after a color, red is the way to go.
[The dragon she's sitting on stirs and growls a bit. She smacks it in the back of the head with the blunt end of her scythe and it stops moving again.]
Calm down, I'm not ready to get up yet.