Ewwie
Her crush is getting annoying, she's strange, incredibly boring, and I'm not attracted to her at all. Just make her stop being weird about it. One minute she asks me if I like her, but in that 8 year old indirect kind of way. The next minute she's upset that I'm home because she can't bring her new boyfriend over to make out with him on the couch.
Women hurt my head.
A lot.
Women hurt my head.
A lot.