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Ahahaha. Oh god. I'm reading Shimacest porn on the AoEx kink meme and there's a line about Renzou standing on his toes to kiss Kinzou and my mind immediately screeches to a halt screaming "BUT, BUT, THEY'RE PRACTICALLY THE SAME HEIGHT! Actually, Kinzou's a centimeter shorter despite being older!" (actually, this bit of fanart is a perfect rundown of most of the male character's heights that have been given. And yea, all three of the Shima brothers are pretty close, but Kinzou and Renzou especially)
So basically the tiniest of details break my enjoyment of incredibly trashy porn fic. XD and it is super duper trashy too. But I like trashy things so whatever.
(also I need to express my dismay over the fact that it appears that no one has asked for fic about human!Karura. Human!Behemoth, yes. But no Karura at all. WHY AM I AND A HANDFUL OF JAPANESE FANARTISTS THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO DIG SHIPPING SUGURO WITH THAT DEMON FIRECHICKEN OF HIS? *cries forever*)
So basically the tiniest of details break my enjoyment of incredibly trashy porn fic. XD and it is super duper trashy too. But I like trashy things so whatever.
(also I need to express my dismay over the fact that it appears that no one has asked for fic about human!Karura. Human!Behemoth, yes. But no Karura at all. WHY AM I AND A HANDFUL OF JAPANESE FANARTISTS THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO DIG SHIPPING SUGURO WITH THAT DEMON FIRECHICKEN OF HIS? *cries forever*)