yes, yes it isimmicoliaOctober 14 2011, 12:41:51 UTC
It's kind of bizarre and hilarious how I always seem to find the perfect ones for Bolger. I don't know how it happens. It just does.
And that cap of Rick I got accidentally with subs on it once when I was trying to screencap the dialog. You have no idea how hard it was to recreate without subs. But it is just so awful and right and god, he needs sleep and hugs so much.
Clearly. I always seem to look at just the right time to find these things within the first two pages.
also, because I am a horrible person, I want the HSAU fic where Rick throws up a condom and makes horrified "WHAT DID I DO?!? D:" noises at Bolger, who is really far too hung-over to comment one way or the other. Meanwhile, Pearson tries really hard to not say, "I told you so," about a hundred times. I AM AWFUL! XD
The first thing Rick is really aware of is a terrible, sickly taste in his mouth. It makes him smack his lips and whimper, because it's the kind of taste that one recognizes immediately: the flavor of bile, mingled with whatever he had eaten last night.
It then occurs to him that: yes, he had just gotten up, and yes, he had just puked into the toilet (unlike Bolger, apparently, who couldn't even be assed to get out of the bed-great), and yes, there's something very odd in that swirling mass of green and brown and yellow oh god is that a condom, what.
How.
Rick immediately finds himself whimpering before he's even fully aware of what this implies and he finds himself half-scurrying, half-crawling over to Bolger's bedside (not the side with the puke) and trying to shake him awake.
Except Bolger's already awake and just hungover and not willing to humor his little almost-neurotic worryfits. Instead he grumbles and turns on his side and makes noises like an angry cat that just serve to make Rick panic even more and shake him harder
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I WANT TO PRINT THIS OFF AND FRAME IT AND PUT IT ON MY WALL. Also: ANGRY CATS!
also, someone has a very high opinion of himself and overestimated when buying condoms and they were really too drunk to put it on properly anyway and the blowjob went awry and once Pearson assured himself that Rick wasn't actually dying he then had to deal with Bolger with a lot of shouting of, "OH MY GOD, ZIP UP YOUR PANTS! WE'RE GOING HOME!" and "You're sitting in the backseat because I am not getting in an accident just because you keep trying to molest me while I'm driving. I should have just left you both there. OH MY GOD QUIT MAKING OUT IN THE BACKSEAT AND PUT ON YOUR SEAT BELTS! I SWEAR IF WE GET PULLED OVER...." I was actually going to write this. Then I got lazy, but it is amazing in my head. XD
DON'T WORRY, MY PRINTER IS OUT OF INK ANYWAY. It's not my fault. Another girl got me doing it (it's unfortunate that I can never say "an older girl" because I am always the oldest and supposed to be responsible ahahahahaha) but really it is just far to easy to start comparing characters to angry cats.
oh god. oh god, I really am going to have to do this. Aren't I? Because Bolger always comes up with all the terrible ideas, and Rick cheerfully jumps off the bridge after him and Pearson just kind of holds his head and wonders why he keeps hanging out with them.
I need that .gif from the Social Network of Mark going "oops" every time I do something like thisimmicoliaOctober 15 2011, 05:27:15 UTC
It's not five but here's two. :3 --------------- i
Pearson has a little something almost like a sixth sense when it comes to picking the right time to abandon ship on whatever party Bolger has dragged them to. He can tell when things are just getting to the point when the cops are about to show up and his luck has yet to run out when it comes down to convincing Bolger that it's about time to leave. None of them have been escorted home by police or (god forbid) arrested yet and that's one record Pearson intends to maintain
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My god, that is perfect.
Also this is sad, but Rick's expression totally looks like he threw...something up. At least. BOY NEEDS SLEEP.
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And that cap of Rick I got accidentally with subs on it once when I was trying to screencap the dialog. You have no idea how hard it was to recreate without subs. But it is just so awful and right and god, he needs sleep and hugs so much.
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also, because I am a horrible person, I want the HSAU fic where Rick throws up a condom and makes horrified "WHAT DID I DO?!? D:" noises at Bolger, who is really far too hung-over to comment one way or the other. Meanwhile, Pearson tries really hard to not say, "I told you so," about a hundred times. I AM AWFUL! XD
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It then occurs to him that: yes, he had just gotten up, and yes, he had just puked into the toilet (unlike Bolger, apparently, who couldn't even be assed to get out of the bed-great), and yes, there's something very odd in that swirling mass of green and brown and yellow oh god is that a condom, what.
How.
Rick immediately finds himself whimpering before he's even fully aware of what this implies and he finds himself half-scurrying, half-crawling over to Bolger's bedside (not the side with the puke) and trying to shake him awake.
Except Bolger's already awake and just hungover and not willing to humor his little almost-neurotic worryfits. Instead he grumbles and turns on his side and makes noises like an angry cat that just serve to make Rick panic even more and shake him harder ( ... )
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also, someone has a very high opinion of himself and overestimated when buying condoms and they were really too drunk to put it on properly anyway and the blowjob went awry and once Pearson assured himself that Rick wasn't actually dying he then had to deal with Bolger with a lot of shouting of, "OH MY GOD, ZIP UP YOUR PANTS! WE'RE GOING HOME!" and "You're sitting in the backseat because I am not getting in an accident just because you keep trying to molest me while I'm driving. I should have just left you both there. OH MY GOD QUIT MAKING OUT IN THE BACKSEAT AND PUT ON YOUR SEAT BELTS! I SWEAR IF WE GET PULLED OVER...." I was actually going to write this. Then I got lazy, but it is amazing in my head. XD
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Pearson is always the designated driver. ALWAYS. There should be a "Five times Pearson had to drive his drunken friends home" or something. WRITE IT.
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oh god. oh god, I really am going to have to do this. Aren't I? Because Bolger always comes up with all the terrible ideas, and Rick cheerfully jumps off the bridge after him and Pearson just kind of holds his head and wonders why he keeps hanging out with them.
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Pearson has a little something almost like a sixth sense when it comes to picking the right time to abandon ship on whatever party Bolger has dragged them to. He can tell when things are just getting to the point when the cops are about to show up and his luck has yet to run out when it comes down to convincing Bolger that it's about time to leave. None of them have been escorted home by police or (god forbid) arrested yet and that's one record Pearson intends to maintain ( ... )
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really immi, I'm sure your oops is more grin-ish than that. XD
because because because SCREAM this is adorable.
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