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Okay, wait. Triangle Warrior? Bottom of the barrel much? XD oh god, now I have "Particle Man" stuck in my head. XD
Anyway, this duel is pretty boring. Yusei being a smack talking little beyotch is kind of funny. Jack being a arrogant dickhole is awesome as always but, meh. Who gives a shit. Even before I knew the outcome I didn't give a shit.
So Aki's all, "Holy shit, Yusei stopped being a giant fucking martyr for two seconds and is actually duelling for himself here" (except he isn't since Crow stated about five minutes before this "I think he wants to give us all a message" so, um yea. No.) "that's awesome and I'm actually going to become independent instead of creepily obsessed with anyone who is nice to me" Well, I guess the outcome is okay. But goddammit. Quit creaming yourself over Yusei there.
Rua and Ruka meanwhile are all, "well, these two guys" (NOT JUST YUSEI!) "gave us the strength and courage to do the shit that needed to get done. So that's awesome." SMALL CHILDREN: MUCH LESS NAUSEATING ABOUT THE WHOLE THING THAN AKI! XD
And Crow? Well he's all, "I'm not allowed to have a personality beyond Pet Orphans, even though I've CLEARLY had other motivations at times. They will forever be forgotten. My duelling has always been to make Pet Orphans happy............. and will assumedly continue as such" Seriously, writers. Why did you leave him alive if you weren't going to do anything with him? Oh right. Konami made you, didn't they?
Yusei, quit showing off. How the fuck are you riding on the roof of that tunnel anyway? Seriously. Go away.
Ugh. Yusei doesn't KNOW what future he's looking for. There's a reason we were never shown what he does with himself after all of this. BECAUSE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH OF A GODDAMN PERSONALLY BEYOND "GIANT FUCKING MARTYR" FOR THE WRITERS TO ACTUALLY THINK OF SOMETHING.
Seriously. Even Yusei admits it. HE HAS NO PURPOSE OR DRIVE OF HIS OWN. HE HAS PRETTY MUCH ADMITTED TO IT NOW! WHAT FUCKING GOOD IS HE? WHY SHOULD I CARE ABOUT SOMEONE WHO FLAT OUT ADMITS, "I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE A REASON TO EXIST BEYOND BEING A CONNECTION TO PEOPLE" GOD YOU'RE BORING, YUSEI. GO DIE. HEY, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I BET YOUR FRIENDS WILL STILL STAY FRIENDS WITHOUT YOU. I HIGHLY DOUBT YOU ARE THAT VITAL TO THEIR BOND. ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THAT TWO OF THEM ARE SIBLINGS AND JACK AND CROW GREW UP AS SIBLINGS. SERIOUSLY. IF THAT'S ALL YOU GOT, YOU SHOULD HAVE TRIED HARDER TO MARTYR YOURSELF IN THE ARC CRADLE BECAUSE GOD KNOWS YOU HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE.
Oh god but he pisses me off so irrationally. I mean it. Fuck Yusei. Most aimless, boring, protagonist ever. XD
See, even Jack's had it with Yusei's bullshit. He's pissed too. Go get 'im Blazing Soul! XD
Timejump! Rua is a hilarious show off (that wheelie! OMG! XD) and Ruka's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard or something. (okay, wait, Rua is going pro... so what does Ruka want to do? There is no indication.... This timejump needed to be longer D:)
Crow is apparently in a riding duel team with some douchebags who are all pissy because he wants to go solo (one has epic stubble, the other is a huffy bitch.... to me and me only these are hilarious things to make note of) Anyway, Crow wants to test his own strength or some bullshit and tells his douchey teammates to get Rua to team with them instead. Because kid's awesome or whatever. (I still firmly believe Crow has gotten himself a badass Blackfeather sleeve tattoo by the way :D :D :D)
Pro duelling continues to be like pro wrestling, with lots and lots of ridiculous smack talk. Since Crow is apparently running around being all "Man, I'm going to kick Jack's ass and become the new champ" and Jack is all "Try it beyotch!" Okay, no, seriously. I would have rather watched this show for the past three years or however long it's been. I've lost track. Whatever. This is WAY MORE AWESOME! possibly because Yusei isn't in it XD
And Aki is a doctor. One who apparently has time to chill out and watch Jack's duels on TV. (um, shouldn't she be going by Dr. Izayoi? Not Dr. Aki. Just saying...) A doctor of what is unknown. But given that nurse's meltdown a part of me speculates that terminally ill children are involved.
And we're back to the duel. Holy shit I so don't care. Can we go back to the timeskip? It was way cooler. (I'm still eternally bugged by the lack of a B&C patch on Crow's suit. Although this is several years later. Maybe he moved on.... maybe he hasn't completely reconciled yet. Maybe B&C collapsed and rebuilt under a new name. Maybe I should stop being an obsessive freak and finish watching this stupid boring duel. XD)
"Yusei, you have no path beyond this point............. No, seriously, you fucktard, I meant that literally. WHY ARE YOU RIDING WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED!? OMG YOU DESERVE TO FALL IN A MOLTEN METAL PIT!" XD
Yusei is an obnoxious show off through this whole duel, I swear.
If you call shear dumb luck "Guiding your own future" than, sure, I guess he did. But mostly it was shear brainless luck.
And then the Unstoppable Force and the Immovable Object have a slap fight and explode.
You know, I remember when I used to get annoyed with Yusei spamming Junk Warrior to win constantly....... and then he started spamming his dragon peen constantly. Suddenly, Junk Warrior is a refreshing change. Yusei, why do you always spam the shit out of your aces until people are sick of them? Really.
AHAHAHAHA. Why do I find Yusei's epic declaration of, "I'M GOING TO STAY HERE!" so goddamn hilarious? I mean other than the fact that it is since it pretty much amounts to, "I have no ambition." See previous capslocking ranting. It's pretty much been proven true right here. YOU ARE A BORING WASTE OF SPACE FOREVER, YUSEI!
God, Jack. Why didn't you punch Yusei in the face? It's so obvious that you wanted to. XD
Ahahahaha. Rua. ♥ "I'm going to slack off to make up for all this bullshit I've had to live through recently." XD
Aw. Pet Orphans. XD (although seriously, show. THERE IS MORE TO CROW THAN THIS. WHY DO YOU KEEP FORGETTING?)
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT DADDY!IZAYOI'S SWEATER! I CAN'T! XD XD XD (her parents are annoyingly set on hooking her up with Yusei.... obviously they don't know about the fling with the ex-con XD XD XD)
And Jack is all, "Man all these bitches keep trying to jump on my dick. I need some space." GIANT TRUCKLOAD OF PRESENTS WAS HILARIOUS THOUGH! MOSTLY DUE TO THE ATLAS SPITTAKE! ♥
GODDAMNIT, MIKAGE! STOP PINING OVER HIM! YOU HAVE USHIO LIKE, RIGHT THERE! I am honestly way more pissed off over Mikage's "I'll wait for Jack forever" than I am over Jack and Carly. Jack and Carly can still hook up and I honestly believe they probably will someday. But dammit, Mikage, you are better than this!
You know, I really, really like the Yusei and Aki scene at the end. Because, honestly, Aki is a really screwed up teenager given everything she's been through. She seems fine now, but I don't doubt that given everything she's dealt with that she believes she loves Yusei. Which is why she starts to say it and then corrects herself. Because she's leaving to sort herself out. And that on some level by this point she knows it won't work. They both know it. That's how I read this scene. Honestly I think it's perfect. Because the Faithshippers can read it with makeouts and then ten years later she comes back and they get married and have a billion babies. And people like me can read it as a parting between two people who realize that although they'll never have a romantic connection they'll always be friends. It's nice.
And then Yusei admits to Ushio that he's kind of a co-dependent freak and "wishes he could stay with them forever." Eech, Yusei. Seriously. Get a life of your own. Or a hobby. SOMETHING! XD
I like to imagine Rua is all, "Oh, goddammit, I just got that fucking thing!" when PDD takes all the marks back and fucks off to Peru or whatever its doing. XD
NEXT!
WRGP rules are still fucking hardcore. Serious crash? Nobody had better help you or your disqualified buddy. XD
Ahahahah. Oh my god but Jean is a hilarious dickbag.
Oh god. Jack's harem. "He may need mouth to mouth." "Great! :D :D :D" XD
.....um... that was not Witch of the Black Forest. I can't for the life of me remember what the Black Rose Witch card got renamed but I'm pretty sure it's not that. Since Witch of the Black Forest is an oooooold card. and, in fact, one of the ones that Bolger was trying to use for collateral in his shady business dealings a few episodes back.... Am I obsessive for remembering that? I don't think so. Either way, way to screw up its name. Twice. XD
And then Aki(za) was totally Yusei's fluffer. And Yusei's all "that's it, baby. You get my penis out there." Ick. XD
Crow: totally perving on Aki(za). And pointing out the fact that, "hey, look, you're totally like any other teenager now. Your parents are being mortifyingly embarrassing."
MC: CRIES EPIC MANLY TEARS OF MANLINESS! ♥
And for the next month we get the most disgusting display of "Yusei always wins" ever. Um... provided dub continues to air. Who knows how that's gonna turn out. XD Man, I hope we at least get to Team Catastrophe.
I should get around to watching Cardfight. I haven't bothered for the past two weeks, but I just can't bring myself to care.