Dear Naruto, why are you still on TV? (ahahaha, I swear every time I catch the stream from the start I bitch about how much I hate Naruto. Seriously. Hate it SO MUCH XD)
AHAHAHAHA. SHIT, I THINK I SAW COMMERCIALS FOR SOMETHING JUST LIKE THOSE REMOTE CONTROL HUMMERS WHILE WATCHING DUB!5DS AGES AGO! XD XD XD (I am easily entertained, shut up)
ALL RIGHT! SHOW'S ON. Let's time how long it takes for Yusei to win. I called five minutes TOPS last week.
Oh, Haramation, why do you always look like complete and utter ass? (better question is: why does the entire fandom think it looks good? I will never actually understand this.)
Just as expected, BFD's effect to bring down attack points, fussing with counter effects. And Yusei's super peen for the last hit. And it is 3:03 when he pulls that attack. Aporia epicly explodes in the water at 3:04. I win. XD
CROW, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE? D:
And everything is happy because Team 5Ds won and....RUA, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE!?!? D: (I'm going to be saying that a lot, aren't I?)
Oh, Brave, you and Crow need to run off and raid tombs and steal things. and have sex ♥
Suddenly the whole world sky blew up (3:07) XD XD XD WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE'S FACE?!?!? D: D: (okay, now I'm just having fun with it XD)
Hey, it's Leo! LEO, ILU AND YOUR LITTLE NOSERING! ♥ Oh, wait, he's gone. Damn. *sulk*
DEAR SHOW, SHOW BOLGER!
Akutsu! (it's been so long, I can't even remember how to spell his name anymore CORRECTED NAO! XD) ILU2! ♥
No, seriously, show. GIMMIE BOLGER! I know there would be no reason for it whatsoever. But goddamn, it would give me a giant girl boner.
Oh, whatever, Akutsu totally makes up for this entire season. ♥
Oh, yea, for whatever reason the whole city blacked out. And all the cars apparently died. Shit, they were using Mormentn for everything, weren't they? And everyone suddenly notices the evil city of EVIL and goes into a panic.
Holy shit, we're half over already? It's amazing how fast things go when I watch this on stream. Mostly because I can't pause to type shit out. I have to do it all on the fly.
HEY, IT'S LEO AGAIN! I STILL LOVE YOUR NOSERING! ♥ Although it looks seriously gross and wrong because HARA FUCKING SUCKS! GOD, WAY TO RUIN EVERYTHING I LOVE! Maybe it's for the best Bolger isn't randomly showing up. He'd probably make the douchehawk look all gross and weird..... like he does to poor Ushio's face all the time too. UUUGH! WHY DO YOU HATE USHIO, HARA? DX
Okay, while I was busy complaining about how much Hara sucks (BECAUSE HE DOES!) there was also a bit of Martha evacuating all the pet orphans (and Mrs. Jaeger and Jaeger Jr. :D :D :D)
I CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF MRS. HIPPIE BEHIND CARLY! I'M SURE OF IT! I SAW THE HAIR POOF! AWESOME! ♥
Meanwhile, Zone fished Aporia out of the ocean and put him in a tube for rebuilding or something? I have no idea.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. They just spotted a part of the old Daedaleus Bridge on the side of the Arc Cradle. I AM AMUSED AT THEIR GENERAL HORROR! XD NEEDS MORE APOCALYPTIC DESTRUCTION!
Suddenly: Team Ragnarok. Trying desperately to prove that they aren't just a month long add for Storm of Ragnarok and are actually relevant.
Oh, hey, it's Sherry. You come to remind us that YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAD! (actually it's to tell us that Yusei is going to wind up deaaaaaaaaaaad if he goes into the Arc Cradle) Yea, I still don't care about Sherry. Just saying. XD
OH GOD! YUSEI, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE!?!?!!? DX
NEXT WEEK! Everyone heads in. (Rua is on the back of Crow's bike and Ruka is on the back of Aki's... why is that so cute? :D)