LOTS AND LOTS OF STUFF
Muroko, as much as I love you and your stupid adorable noseringed face, lock decks are the most boring thing ever. And it seems that the writer is aware of the fact that lock decks are boring since a good portion of the chapter is spent with Sect tussling with Muroko's posse (I still get a kick out of the gum chewing one who looks kinda like Bommer) and being possessed by his shiny new evil card of EVIL. Yea, I still don't care about Sect, okay? It doesn't matter how EVIL possessed he gets. I totally don't care. XD
But meanwhile, Crow, Aki and Jack all realize something is up? (I honestly don't quite understand this part. Crow appears to be in a duel of his own, and Aki is sitting on a bike in the middle of the city. Shouldn't those two be watching Yusei's duel in the tournament? I am confused)
Just then, Yusei remembered his motorcycle could fly and then he beat Deathwing in a knife fight. Okay, not really but he may as well. He just did an epic motorcycle jump and somehow crossed the finish line first. I sort of lost track of what was going on and don't care that much. Other than to go "POOR MUROKO! D:" and want to hug him a lot. Muroko and Bolger should be friends. Y/N/Immi stop being ridiculous?
Meanwhile Sect finished killing poor Muroko's posse. I still don't really care. GO AWAY, SECT! GOD! DX
NEXT!
Judai gets pwnd, possessed!Fubuki takes Winged Kuriboh and the Earth (the writer totally saw the Dark Signers, thought they were cool and used them as a basis when he was coming up with those possessed eyes, didn't he? XD) and... Wooo! Kinky bondage penalty game land! You know, GX manga. If you hadn't fallen back on the "it's all about Egypt" nonsense you would be the most amazing thing ever.
Ahahah, it's kind of hilarious when they show the aerial shot and it's like there's a trail of bodies lying around. Okay, it's just Amon and Judai. BUT IT'S STILL HILARIOUS TO ME!
Aw, dammit. Judai woke up eventually. I'd like to imagine that Manjoume kicked him in the ribs a few times. Just because. Amon's still dead though. AND POOR MISAWA! *SOB*
OH, HI, HERE'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE CHAPTER. BITCHFACE AND HIS BOYFRIEND FINALLY TALK! AND MAKE PISSY FACES AT EACH OTHER. AND IT'S GREAT! ♥ RYO IS SO CHECKING OUT THAT ASS WHEN EDO WALKS AWAY. :D :D :D
Judai looking all haggard and freaking out is seriously hilarious to me. And then Manjoume pulls out Light and Darkness Dragon to lead the way to... the EVIL I guess.
Oh, wow. Things have apparently kicked into super high gear. EVIL principal MacKenzie has apparently nommed all of the transfer kids souls (man, I was hoping for more with EVIL!Jim. He seemed like the one who was mostly a close part of the EVIL) The look on Edo's face when he stumbles across all those bodies is amazing though. XD IS THIS THE PART WHERE YOU GET TO FIND OUT THAT YOUR SURROGATE FATHER FIGURE KNOCKED OFF YOUR REAL FATHER, BTICHFACE? BECAUSE THAT ALWAYS HAS TO HAPPEN. XD XD XD
OKAY, NO SERIOUSLY, EDO IS MAKING THE MOST AMAZING FACES EVER. I don't know if he's on the edge of being possessed himself or what. BUT IT IS HILARIOUS! Either way he decides to duel.
EVIL principal MacKenzie pulls out The Sun. Edo is probably dead. *SOBS MORE* Next month Judai and Manjoume will probably show up seconds too late, as per usual. XD
Moving on, and not even warranting a cut. 5Ds 136: "Zetsubou." "Kizuna." "Zetsubou." "Kizuna!!" "Zetsubou!!!" "YUSEI!!! D: D: D:" "KIZUNA! KIZUNA! KIZUNA!" And next week Yusei will win within the first five minutes. I can call exactly how it's going to go. BFD's effect to knock down Infinity Whateverit'scalled's attack points. There will probably be some fussing with counter traps and effects on Aporia's part, but Yusei will get around them all. Yusei's dragon peen for the final hit which may or may not involve the five turner god-draw. I'm not sure if he has enough tuners left in his deck to pull that one off. (shouldn't he be running low on cards by this point? Funny how that sort of thing only comes up in duels that specifically involve deck destruction)
If you missed it: Dub!5Ds 84 and 86 here
Curiosity: Am I the only person currently watching Panty and Stocking who is getting really fucking sick of Scanty and Kneesocks being in there EVERY FUCKING WEEK now. Sure, recurring villains are fine. But EVERY WEEK? Can they not give them a rest for a little while? The first time they were impressive and interesting and that was a seriously epic fight in there. They're starting to get sad and lame now. (I know it hasn't been as long as it feels like it has since their first appearance... but I'm still finding them tiresome already. I don't know. I like the silly one-off Ghosts with their own agendas better than "Scanty and Kneesocks have a stupid plan that half-assed works, Panty and Stocking thwart them... poorly.")
Finally. On the Crossover From Hell front: I will never, ever, ever, ever actually write this (I cannot stress that point enough. NEVER EVER will I actually write this). But I think somewhere in the back of my insane crossover writing head I totally ship Kiryu Infernity with Party Poison. They would run around being exceptionally charismatic, ridiculous flamboyant, leaders of their own personal revolutions. It's somewhere between incredibly hilarious and mildly attractive to me and I'm trying to figure out of it's more or less insane than when I shipped Yugi with Dean Winchester oh, Supernatural, I miss the days when I used to have fun with you as opposed to being incredibly annoyed. Actually, there's no question about this. It is more insane. But in a delightfully amusing sort of way. I imagine lots of alcohol and cigarettes and arguing over minor ideological differences being involved. XD
I will stop being totally crazy now. I need to work on Kiryu's raygun design. It will have lots of dark purple and blue Also, it has only just occurred to me now that I have not included Carly in this crossover. Why have I not included Carly? She would be amazing and write articles for zines under the name Fortune Lady and be the most clumsy and awkward Zonerunner ever generally sexy and adorable all at once. :D ♥