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OH, HI, I THINK THOSE STUPID DISGUISES OF THEIRS ARE GOING TO BE ENOUGH TO LEAVE ME GRINNING THROUGH THIS WHOLE BORING-ASS EPISODE, JUST SAYING!
Also, YES, SHERRY. YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAD. WE KNOW! (it kinda amuses me the way that bit was phrased it's like Iliaster and the guys who killed her parents are two different sets of people...... when really it was just an incredibly ham-handed way of reminding everyone that HER PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAD! Sherry, you are still no Edo Phoenix. Sorry. He was snarky and clever. You are a boring blunt object.)
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! FLASHBACK! ♥ HI, RICK! HI! ILU! I LOVE YOUR BOYFRIEND AND YOUR BOYFREND'S DEAD-EX MORE, BUT YOU'RE COOL TOO! :D :D :D :D ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
I could listen to exposition from this man all day. Ahahaha, seriously. I kinda love the fact that when the writers need to totally asspull something it's just "ah, shit. We'll just use Bolger's company." XD (it's extra hilarious to me because I remember before 94/95 aired I was bitching and whining about more random new characters who would probably never ever be relevant beyond those episodes. And, okay, it's really only vague relevance at best. BUT PLEASE KEEP USING IT TO ASSPULL THINGS, WRITERS! IT MAKES ME SO ~*~HAPPY~*~! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Okay, I totally didn't pay attention to any of that exposition. I was too busy grinning. Something about Bolger's company being commissioned to make new D-wheel engines for M.E. And scaling down momentum reactors. And.. M.E working on seekrit shady projects involving attempted space travel. Or something?
Ahahahaha. No, seriously, Rick is so fucking adorable. OMG! "Yea, you can totally take the place of our techs to do your spying since I wanna know what's up with these guys and their robot army too. Just make sure you run our tests for us. :D :D :D" SO CUTE! ♥ (Also, wait, does this mean they just cheerfully sat around and explained everything they already know about Iliaster to him too? Ahahahahahahaha! WHY DO I FIND THIS SO FUNNY? I'm still sad forever that Bolger is still in jail. Why can't he sit around and be part of the "let's save the world" club D: ....of course, Bolger's such a cynical douchebag he'd be trying to rock an angle in the midst of saving the world. And all, "Altruism, what's that?" XD)
So, due to the fact that Rick was all, "Run our goddamn tests, dammit!" I now see the fact that it's Yusei and Bruno and Sherry hogging all the screentime as somewhat reasonable. You know these three are probably the only ones who could manage to run the tests properly anyway.
This is the spot where I'm a total dorkfase and laugh forever over the fact that Bruno is using the name "Timothy". Okay, it would be funnier to me if it was Crow and then Yusei would be Alexander and Jack would be Blake because he's a motherfucking princess But Bruno being called Timothy is also kinda funny. Because of the kitten. And also because of the memory loss and the fact that he at a glance is a total derp but has a seekrit badass side. Okay, I'll stop making amused noises over the Wolf House now. XD BRUNO IS A PUNK ROCK VAMPIRE! XD XD XD
OH, OH, HAY. CLARK'S TALKING ABOUT BOLGER AND HOW HE'S A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG WHO LET HIS BFF DIE IN A FIRE AND IS TOTALLY IN PRISON NOW. BUT SINCE HE AND CLARK WERE APPARENTLY BROS WHO LIKE, FISTBUMP AND SHIT CLARK'LL STILL DEAL WITH HIS COMPANY. MOSTLY BECAUSE THEY MAKE FUCKING AWESOME D-WHEELS. :D :D :D (what, that's totally how I read that bit of dialogue. Shut up XD)
You know, Clark's pretty chatty. Telling the "group of random techs from a D-wheel manufacturing company" about his sooper seekrit wormhole project and all. Also, sherry apparently recognizes him. Or something.
GODDAMNIT, YUSEI! You know, that hilariously ugly riding suit is probably company standard but I DON'T CARE! HE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO WEAR THAT! IT'S FUCKING WRONG! DX
Oh goddamnit. I have no words for how amazing the part over in the Pad of Debauchery is. Has Jaeger moved in or something? Because that's amazing in and of itself. But yes, that was just beautiful. ♥ They're all a bunch of princesses! (why was Rua cleaning the windows while Jack sat around being a princess...... wait, never mind. I think that one is pretty self-evident XD)
Uuugh. This episode is getting boring. Can we go back to talking about how Bolger is a total douche? This duel is stupid. Yusei's setup for the duel was insanely suspicious. I mean, really.
Whatever, the rest of this episode sucked. I'm just wondering how this clusterfuck is going to affect Bolger's already floundering and disgraced company. Poor Bolger. D:
NEXT WEEK! "thrown out of the wormhole and cease to exist" YEA, RIGHT! I COULDN'T BE THAT LUCKY! >| ZONE is the card of the week though. Which means probably no duel. Also they're talking about Sherry's dead parents. One of them is apparently a doctor? I THOUGHT THEY SAID DURING THE LAST FALSHBACK THAT THEY WERE CARD DESIGNERS? Or did I just assume that because she rips off every other aspect of Edo's backstory (except, you know, not as good) Whatever, it's probably really boring.