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"...The last time I was this scared by a story, George W Bush was elected the second time. And you Republicans can say all you want 'Hey, George Bush jokes, that's not old'. It ISN'T old cause you guys elected a retarded monkey as our president!" - Phil DiFranco
"One of the big things with this story now is that people are saying obviously this guy's insane, you can't put him to death if you're going to go ahead and investigate and try him. I say fuck that! Obviously you can kill this guy. You know why? Cause people are like grapes. Okay, lots of grapes, if you get a bad one what do you do? You throw it away. You still have plenty of good grapes and those other grapes will most likely not stab other grapes in the fucking face!" - Phil DiFranco
Kate: When I take my glasses off, I can see that the billboard is about cars, but I can't really see what it says
Tom: When I take my glasses off, I'm vaguely aware that there is a billboard.
"Oh, that's not Lyndsy. It's just more Mexicans." - Kate, who was not wearing her glasses
"People have a hard time letting go of their suffering. Out of a fear of the unknown, they prefer suffering that is familiar." - Thich Nhat Hanh
"We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about." - Charles Kingsley
Chick: You have never truly lived until you have been surrounded by drunk Welsh rugby fans singing I Touch Myself.
- overheardeverywhere.com
"I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming." - Former President Jimmy Carter
"Life is too short, and I'm Italian. I'd much rather eat pasta and drink wine than be a size zero." - Sophia Bush
"And before the movie I have to sit through the dvd piracy warning, which we can all agree is getting on our collective tits. It's just the patronizing nature of it. They go, 'You wouldn't steal a handbag, you wouldn't steal a car, so why would you steal a movie?' I'm sitting there going, 'Don't tell me what I would and wouldn't do. You don't know me. I am drunk at four o'clock in the afternoon in my pants about to watch women be tortured to death in an underground bunker in Eastern Europe, you're telling me I wouldn't nick a foxy handbag? I think you don't know me very well at all, Sir.'" - Ed, Mock The Week
"I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like 'Huh? What the hell is this?', but if it's in a fruit basket you're like 'This is nice!'" - Demetri Martin
"One of the big things with this story now is that people are saying obviously this guy's insane, you can't put him to death if you're going to go ahead and investigate and try him. I say fuck that! Obviously you can kill this guy. You know why? Cause people are like grapes. Okay, lots of grapes, if you get a bad one what do you do? You throw it away. You still have plenty of good grapes and those other grapes will most likely not stab other grapes in the fucking face!" - Phil DiFranco
Kate: When I take my glasses off, I can see that the billboard is about cars, but I can't really see what it says
Tom: When I take my glasses off, I'm vaguely aware that there is a billboard.
"Oh, that's not Lyndsy. It's just more Mexicans." - Kate, who was not wearing her glasses
"People have a hard time letting go of their suffering. Out of a fear of the unknown, they prefer suffering that is familiar." - Thich Nhat Hanh
"We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about." - Charles Kingsley
Chick: You have never truly lived until you have been surrounded by drunk Welsh rugby fans singing I Touch Myself.
- overheardeverywhere.com
"I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming." - Former President Jimmy Carter
"Life is too short, and I'm Italian. I'd much rather eat pasta and drink wine than be a size zero." - Sophia Bush
"And before the movie I have to sit through the dvd piracy warning, which we can all agree is getting on our collective tits. It's just the patronizing nature of it. They go, 'You wouldn't steal a handbag, you wouldn't steal a car, so why would you steal a movie?' I'm sitting there going, 'Don't tell me what I would and wouldn't do. You don't know me. I am drunk at four o'clock in the afternoon in my pants about to watch women be tortured to death in an underground bunker in Eastern Europe, you're telling me I wouldn't nick a foxy handbag? I think you don't know me very well at all, Sir.'" - Ed, Mock The Week
"I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like 'Huh? What the hell is this?', but if it's in a fruit basket you're like 'This is nice!'" - Demetri Martin