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Liz: Hey Jack, I'm sorry. This Dennis thing is NOT going to work. I can't even be in the same room as that idiot
Jack: Save it for your iVillage blog, Lemon. Dennis is off the show. I booked the 9-1-1 bird. Winston here dialed 9-1-1 with his beak and said 'fire', but only because he didn't know the word for 'rape'.
- 30 Rock
Black homeless man: Excuse me... Can anyone help a broke nigga get his eat on?
- overheardinnyc.com
"I love Vladimir Putin. I think he's handsome. He's awesome." - random Russian lady at my Starbucks
"There is always some madness in love." - Nietzsche
"Bees, those blossom sluts!" - Stephen Colbert
Liz: I'm feeling pretty drunk
Jack: Well it's business drunk. It's like rich drunk, either way it's legal to drive.
- 30 Rock
"Your twenties are sort of like driving across Montana. It just keeps going, and going, and the distant mountains of your thirties are far off on the horizon, and they never seem to get any closer. And then eventually you glance up from the roadmap, and dude! They're RIGHT THERE! There's snow! And maybe bears! And-- OH, GOD, IS THAT NORTH DAKOTA?!" - ursulav
"And God said: Let there be vodka! And He saw that it was good. Then God said: Let there be light! And then He said: Whoa - too much light."
"And here we were thinkin' we were teaching you and all this time you were teaching us. About heart, about dedication, about how gay love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day." - Ed, Supernatural episode 3.13
[about Corbett who has become a death echo]
Harry: I know how we can get through to him.
Ed: How?
Harry: Ed...he had feelings for you.
Ed: Huh?
Harry: He wanted you.
Ed: Wanted me to what?
Harry: You know..... . And you know what you gotta do. You can do it Ed. [...] Ed. You gotta go be gay for that poor dead intern!
- Supernatural episode 3.13
"It's a nipple for Christ's sake! We've all sucked one!" - Dave Marsh on the Janet Jackson Superbowl incident
"'Fuck Off.' is such a lovely pair of words. And it's international. I don't care where you are. If somebody's fucking with your bags at Lhasa Airport in Tibet and he's got a shaven head and saffron clothes on and you say 'Hey! Fuck off!', he knows exactly what you mean. Exactly. He will fuck off. Off he will fuck. 'Fuck off' doesn't mean go away. 'Fuck off' means FUCK. OFF. And everybody feels what it means." - Billy Connolly
"Ford's ecomomics are the worst thing that's happened to this country since pantyhose ruined finger-fucking!" - Lyndon B. Johnson
"Don't drop, when you're alone with your wife, the little courtesies you would offer to other women. For instance, always get up to open a door for her, as you would a lady guest." - Don'ts For Husbands by Blanche Ebbutt
Jack: Save it for your iVillage blog, Lemon. Dennis is off the show. I booked the 9-1-1 bird. Winston here dialed 9-1-1 with his beak and said 'fire', but only because he didn't know the word for 'rape'.
- 30 Rock
Black homeless man: Excuse me... Can anyone help a broke nigga get his eat on?
- overheardinnyc.com
"I love Vladimir Putin. I think he's handsome. He's awesome." - random Russian lady at my Starbucks
"There is always some madness in love." - Nietzsche
"Bees, those blossom sluts!" - Stephen Colbert
Liz: I'm feeling pretty drunk
Jack: Well it's business drunk. It's like rich drunk, either way it's legal to drive.
- 30 Rock
"Your twenties are sort of like driving across Montana. It just keeps going, and going, and the distant mountains of your thirties are far off on the horizon, and they never seem to get any closer. And then eventually you glance up from the roadmap, and dude! They're RIGHT THERE! There's snow! And maybe bears! And-- OH, GOD, IS THAT NORTH DAKOTA?!" - ursulav
"And God said: Let there be vodka! And He saw that it was good. Then God said: Let there be light! And then He said: Whoa - too much light."
"And here we were thinkin' we were teaching you and all this time you were teaching us. About heart, about dedication, about how gay love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day." - Ed, Supernatural episode 3.13
[about Corbett who has become a death echo]
Harry: I know how we can get through to him.
Ed: How?
Harry: Ed...he had feelings for you.
Ed: Huh?
Harry: He wanted you.
Ed: Wanted me to what?
Harry: You know..... . And you know what you gotta do. You can do it Ed. [...] Ed. You gotta go be gay for that poor dead intern!
- Supernatural episode 3.13
"It's a nipple for Christ's sake! We've all sucked one!" - Dave Marsh on the Janet Jackson Superbowl incident
"'Fuck Off.' is such a lovely pair of words. And it's international. I don't care where you are. If somebody's fucking with your bags at Lhasa Airport in Tibet and he's got a shaven head and saffron clothes on and you say 'Hey! Fuck off!', he knows exactly what you mean. Exactly. He will fuck off. Off he will fuck. 'Fuck off' doesn't mean go away. 'Fuck off' means FUCK. OFF. And everybody feels what it means." - Billy Connolly
"Ford's ecomomics are the worst thing that's happened to this country since pantyhose ruined finger-fucking!" - Lyndon B. Johnson
"Don't drop, when you're alone with your wife, the little courtesies you would offer to other women. For instance, always get up to open a door for her, as you would a lady guest." - Don'ts For Husbands by Blanche Ebbutt