Of Wine and Wings.
My day, in all its glory.
Wake up in the morning...
and I smell your breath. Pee yoo, you need some aquafresh.
Naww, I woke up and my mom was like "We're going to Hootetrs tonight, and before that we're going to a wine tasting at Oregon Ridge."
I'm like cool. Tits and alcohol make for a good combo. So I ask if I can bring Jordyn, since she's my Hooters buddy, and my mom was like yeah.
We picked her up at 1 and made our way to Oregon Ridge. I DROVE.
Okay so ever since I've been driving, I've had a problem of centering myself in the lane. I always would go too much to the right, causing me to almost go off the road a few times, or even cross over the dotted white line. In the past 2 weeks I realized how to fix it. Now while I am still not centered in the lane, I drive more to the right. It's harder to put myself in danger, as cars don't normally ride over the yellow line, and I'll see some hazard quicker on my left side than I will on my right. Plus, it makes my turns better. Okay back to my day.
Then we waited in this line along the road inching along. But it was fun, and I showed everyone how I learned to drive like a pimp. I'm a beast, we all know this.
So we got there and me and Jordyn were like following my parents around jsut so we could drink from their glass when they got samples. Whenever we saw something interesting, we'd be like "HEY! Look at that! more samples that you haven't gotten! Go try some." Lol.
Then we ditched them. There were a lot of food smaples, so we kept like getting them. There was a Starbucks van giving out frappaccino samples, so we went back there ten times. No joke. We also got these little chip things a lot. They were like tortilla chips, but tasted kind of like cinnamon graham crackers. And you would dip in into a wine dip that was apple flavored, and together it was like apple pie. SO GOOD.
I bought some chips and the dip mix. :)
At one point Jordynw as telling me how she knew something about another something. I dunno, I forget. But then she goes "I know it. I jsut feel it in my brain." And I look at her and she had her hands like pointing at her chest, and she didn't even realize it. And she saw it and we both BURST out laughing. Jordyn has two brains. ;)
We also got a breadbowl thing filled with fondue from the melting pot booth. That was 7 bucks though.
NOTE TO SELF: JORDYN OWES YOU FIVE DOLLARS.
Okay then.
So then we found my parents and watched this band. They were calle the Kelly Bell Band. Pretty good, actually. THey would be like "We're not a cover band, we don't do that" but then went and played all these covers. It was hilarious. Theyd like get 45 seconds into a song and then would be like "Oh wait, we don't do those, just kidding".
I laid in the grass and watched them for about an hour. Then my mom went to the bathroom and Jordyn and I went to walk around some more and get more Starbucks/chips and dip.
We came back to tell eevryone that it was time to go to Hooters, but my brother was alone. I asked him where my parentals were (mine, not ours, ebcause I still maintain that they found him somewhere) and he was like "Mom went to the bathroom before you left. Then two girls came down and told Dad that she had passed out in the bathroom so he went up there."
I almost thougt he was joking. Then remembered my brother has no mature sense of humor. So I was like fuck.
Jordyn and I walked up there and saw them being driven away in a car. So we called them and they were like "She's okay for now, we're taking ehr to the front to get her checked out at an ambulance. Go back with your brother and wait please."
So we did. The band was still on. We laughed at old people dancing. The guy was either drunk or gay. Or both.
Then my dad called and told us to pack up and meet them at the car. On our way out, we saw my Dad wlaking towards us. He was like, "Actually, just drive up to the ambulance in the front and we'll meet you there. I'm not making your mother walk all the way out to the car." So we did. I love driving without parents int eh car. I feel so cool. Lol.
Turns out my mom had jsut drank too much. Drinken. Drunken. The woman was drunkish. She can't hold her liquor and conviniently forgot to eat a meal of substance before drinking. SO we went to Hooters because they told her she needed to eat since ehr blood sugar was down.
Hooters was a lot of fun. I drove again. I'm a beast.
The waitress was a real flake. Example:
Sean: "Can I get a refill please?"
Waitress: "What did you have, Iced tea?"
S: "Yep."
W: "Okay, be right back."
-2 mintues later-
W: "Here's your drink."
S: "Thanks."
-Takes a sip-
S: "... this is water."
WHAT THE HELLLL.
Lol. She only got 10% tip. Sucks.
Then we dropped off my mom and brother at the house and took Jordyn home. Talked to ehr dad for a bit coz he's mad rad. My dad and him could talk for HOURS about his motorcycle and how my dad wants one and blahh blahh.
But yeah. Mom's doing good now.
Sean's stomach is happy.
Sean got to drink wine.
And stare at titties.
And hang with one of his best buds.
It was mucho funo.
Wake up in the morning...
and I smell your breath. Pee yoo, you need some aquafresh.
Naww, I woke up and my mom was like "We're going to Hootetrs tonight, and before that we're going to a wine tasting at Oregon Ridge."
I'm like cool. Tits and alcohol make for a good combo. So I ask if I can bring Jordyn, since she's my Hooters buddy, and my mom was like yeah.
We picked her up at 1 and made our way to Oregon Ridge. I DROVE.
Okay so ever since I've been driving, I've had a problem of centering myself in the lane. I always would go too much to the right, causing me to almost go off the road a few times, or even cross over the dotted white line. In the past 2 weeks I realized how to fix it. Now while I am still not centered in the lane, I drive more to the right. It's harder to put myself in danger, as cars don't normally ride over the yellow line, and I'll see some hazard quicker on my left side than I will on my right. Plus, it makes my turns better. Okay back to my day.
Then we waited in this line along the road inching along. But it was fun, and I showed everyone how I learned to drive like a pimp. I'm a beast, we all know this.
So we got there and me and Jordyn were like following my parents around jsut so we could drink from their glass when they got samples. Whenever we saw something interesting, we'd be like "HEY! Look at that! more samples that you haven't gotten! Go try some." Lol.
Then we ditched them. There were a lot of food smaples, so we kept like getting them. There was a Starbucks van giving out frappaccino samples, so we went back there ten times. No joke. We also got these little chip things a lot. They were like tortilla chips, but tasted kind of like cinnamon graham crackers. And you would dip in into a wine dip that was apple flavored, and together it was like apple pie. SO GOOD.
I bought some chips and the dip mix. :)
At one point Jordynw as telling me how she knew something about another something. I dunno, I forget. But then she goes "I know it. I jsut feel it in my brain." And I look at her and she had her hands like pointing at her chest, and she didn't even realize it. And she saw it and we both BURST out laughing. Jordyn has two brains. ;)
We also got a breadbowl thing filled with fondue from the melting pot booth. That was 7 bucks though.
NOTE TO SELF: JORDYN OWES YOU FIVE DOLLARS.
Okay then.
So then we found my parents and watched this band. They were calle the Kelly Bell Band. Pretty good, actually. THey would be like "We're not a cover band, we don't do that" but then went and played all these covers. It was hilarious. Theyd like get 45 seconds into a song and then would be like "Oh wait, we don't do those, just kidding".
I laid in the grass and watched them for about an hour. Then my mom went to the bathroom and Jordyn and I went to walk around some more and get more Starbucks/chips and dip.
We came back to tell eevryone that it was time to go to Hooters, but my brother was alone. I asked him where my parentals were (mine, not ours, ebcause I still maintain that they found him somewhere) and he was like "Mom went to the bathroom before you left. Then two girls came down and told Dad that she had passed out in the bathroom so he went up there."
I almost thougt he was joking. Then remembered my brother has no mature sense of humor. So I was like fuck.
Jordyn and I walked up there and saw them being driven away in a car. So we called them and they were like "She's okay for now, we're taking ehr to the front to get her checked out at an ambulance. Go back with your brother and wait please."
So we did. The band was still on. We laughed at old people dancing. The guy was either drunk or gay. Or both.
Then my dad called and told us to pack up and meet them at the car. On our way out, we saw my Dad wlaking towards us. He was like, "Actually, just drive up to the ambulance in the front and we'll meet you there. I'm not making your mother walk all the way out to the car." So we did. I love driving without parents int eh car. I feel so cool. Lol.
Turns out my mom had jsut drank too much. Drinken. Drunken. The woman was drunkish. She can't hold her liquor and conviniently forgot to eat a meal of substance before drinking. SO we went to Hooters because they told her she needed to eat since ehr blood sugar was down.
Hooters was a lot of fun. I drove again. I'm a beast.
The waitress was a real flake. Example:
Sean: "Can I get a refill please?"
Waitress: "What did you have, Iced tea?"
S: "Yep."
W: "Okay, be right back."
-2 mintues later-
W: "Here's your drink."
S: "Thanks."
-Takes a sip-
S: "... this is water."
WHAT THE HELLLL.
Lol. She only got 10% tip. Sucks.
Then we dropped off my mom and brother at the house and took Jordyn home. Talked to ehr dad for a bit coz he's mad rad. My dad and him could talk for HOURS about his motorcycle and how my dad wants one and blahh blahh.
But yeah. Mom's doing good now.
Sean's stomach is happy.
Sean got to drink wine.
And stare at titties.
And hang with one of his best buds.
It was mucho funo.