((Laptop by the poooool.~))

[immasuperhero]

This?

SUCKS.

Also... Monarch. This is imitation crabmeat.

Comments

[industrial_pink]

Hey! Don't bitch. I had to take a bunch of friggin henchman to go get your food. Do you know how people look at you when you walk into a room with a bunch of guys in butterfly suits and ask if "th e all you can eat special is serious"?

You know what that bitch told me? She said that tartar sauce was gonna go straight to my ass! They don't take kindly to being punched in the throat at Long John Silvers.

[immasuperhero]

Kim! Well, aren't you a sight for sore eyes!

You know... I have a floaty chair. It's a pretty BIG floaty chair...

[industrial_pink]

Huh? ...Why do you need a big floaty chair? Are you just trying to get me to bring you more shrimp?

[immasuperhero]

Well it... kind of came with the pool. But it's mine now!

And, not really, but I wouldn't argue if you brought a bucket. Or five.

[industrial_pink]

So... I should bring you shrimp? I feel like I'm missing something here.

You're seriously one of the most confusing men I've ever met.

[immasuperhero]

You should bring YOURSELF and possibly shrimp. If you have some kind of maid uniform that'd also be preferable, but it's not a requirement.

[industrial_pink]

I do like the pool here, its pretty nice. And I do have a maid uni- wait what?! No! You're all like...ugh not human and stuff! So wrong, so wrong. I'll come look at you from inside at a safe, rape-free distance?

[immasuperhero]

I don't rape!

I make love.

But hey, your choice!

[industrial_pink]

Whatever happened to you must be making you crazy, cus last I heard, you were practically scrubbing yourself with bleach because of who I've slept with.

I don't think I've got what it takes to let a tentacle person thingy uh... make love to me...

[immasuperhero]

Whaaaaaaat? Who told you that? Hmm?

[industrial_pink]

I can't argue with you in this form, its creeping me out. I'm not coming out there unless I have to or I get really, really bored, and if I do, it is definitely not going to be in a maid uniform.

Or any other outfit of that sort.

[immasuperhero]

... so naked? :D

[industrial_pink]

No! That's not what I meant! I mean no maid, no nurse, no school girl, no police officer, and no dominatrix outfits! I'll be wearing jeans or something very covering! And underwear! I'll wear underwear!

[immasuperhero]

I can work with that.

[industrial_pink]

That's not what I meant! No! Dammit...

[immasuperhero]

No means yes!