Life update blah blah blah...
Well it's been a productive day, to say the least. I've set a half dozen traps in Mordhell, and I'll finish the job after a break for lunch. That's right, I'm talking about them publicly. Why? Because they're so good I am confident no guilty parties that may be creeping about are going to find them until it's much too late. They're classics for a reason. I've used these babies so many times I could set them up with both hands tied behind my back and blindfolded. That's not just an exaggeration either, I've actually had to do it that way at least twice. Long story. Ever have to tie a fishing line with your feet? Not exactly my idea of a party, I'll tell you that.
I tried to find Fujiko-chan when I first arrived, but methinks the little minx is playing hard to get. Oh well, I'll be around for awhile. As soon as I catch a whiff of Chanel No. 5 I'll just have to take another little impromptu break. Heeeeh.
Oh! Next week I'm going to be kinda scarce. So if you need me for any celebrity guest appearances (yes, even bar mitzvahs) you're just going to have to take a rain check. I'd love to go into more detail about my plans, but the lovely lady I'm seeing requested our rendezvous be confidential and a promise is a promise!
I tried to find Fujiko-chan when I first arrived, but methinks the little minx is playing hard to get. Oh well, I'll be around for awhile. As soon as I catch a whiff of Chanel No. 5 I'll just have to take another little impromptu break. Heeeeh.
Oh! Next week I'm going to be kinda scarce. So if you need me for any celebrity guest appearances (yes, even bar mitzvahs) you're just going to have to take a rain check. I'd love to go into more detail about my plans, but the lovely lady I'm seeing requested our rendezvous be confidential and a promise is a promise!