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Feb 17, 2008 06:54

Bah! Doctors! Who needs 'em? You get one fancy piece of paper with a seal on it and you think you know everything. Really, what kind of advice is "You're getting older and need to start living like it."? I'll tell you what kind it is, the kind that gets your jar of tongue depressors, cotton balls, and 3D model of a groin stolen. That's what. I got ( Read more... )

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immasuperhero February 17 2008, 22:54:44 UTC

No!

Just dumb stuff. Blah blah stress blah blah not enough fiber blah blah blah stick cold as hell thing up your ass.

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immasuperhero February 17 2008, 23:03:01 UTC

And that's exactly the outlook I'll take! When I actually AM old! Right now I'm full of pep and vinegar! I'll have you know this college girl in a coffee shop was totally checking me out today.

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monarch_the February 17 2008, 23:12:11 UTC

And butterfly suits. Trust me on that one.

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monarch_the February 17 2008, 23:26:09 UTC

Yeah, girls love the 'bad boy'. Don't know what the hell that's all about. I mean I know villainy is extra-sexy and alluring, but most of them would end up as laser fodder if they dated inside the criminal ring.

immasuperhero February 17 2008, 23:31:27 UTC

How can anyone not get the attraction? Of course they want a bad boy! Where's the thrill if you're stuck with a goody two-shoes who never beats up some guys just for looking at you? Never makes love to you on the hood of a race car? Never etches your name on the side of a skyscraper?

monarch_the February 18 2008, 00:08:23 UTC

Never lets you take the fall, never uses you as a distraction, never puts you in life-threatening situations... I mean there are some serious whackjobs out in the world of villainy. Take a look at Phantom Dick for one. I happen to be one of the loving ones, but that doesn't mean the rest of the profession is.

immasuperhero February 17 2008, 23:13:01 UTC

W-well... I totally scaled a twenty foot barbed wire fence after that! With bloodthirsty German Shepherds on the other side! And escaped without a scratch! How's that? Could an old man do that? Could he? I don't think so!

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immasuperhero February 17 2008, 23:19:06 UTC

Well. You're not an old man!

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immasuperhero February 17 2008, 23:26:11 UTC

Rye bread can be hard to come by in some of the places I end up. I'm not going to bring a lunchbox on heists! How uncool is that?

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