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[immarubberman]

I need a ship.

But I have a crew now.

I will draw a Jolly Roger if you are a member of my crew. I am a very good artist.

Here is our flag.

Comments

[novolumecontrol]

I never agreed to anything about being a pirate!

[immarubberman]

But you are my date.

You're my first mate!

[novolumecontrol]

I never agreed to be your date OR a pirate! Go jump in the sea!

[immarubberman]

If I do, will you go to the ball with me?

[novolumecontrol]

Of course not! I'm not going to the ball with anyone!

[immarubberman]

You're going with me.

Did you buy a dress yet?

[novolumecontrol]

It's like talking to a brick wall!!!!

[immarubberman]

I hope we don't need to dress up for it.

But you would look nice in a dress.

[novolumecontrol]

Take someone else!

[immarubberman]

But you're the prettiest girl I've seen.

[novolumecontrol]

THEN YOU REALLY NEED TO LOOK HARDER!!!

[immarubberman]

It's okay if you're a bad dancer.

[novolumecontrol]

Why are so many people here so hard to kill?!! *stabstabstab*

[immarubberman]

*rubberrubberrubber*

Is that your way of saying that you like me?

[novolumecontrol]

NOOOOO!! I HATE YOU!

[immarubberman]

I like you too.