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[immarubberman]

Voiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

I'm selling my Grandpa. He's a useless old coot. He's smelly and falls asleep all the time. I don't like him.

But you have to give me food in return.

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[asu_e_no_basho]

Just go get food yourself, sheesh!

[immarubberman]

It's not about food.

I just don't want my Grandpa.

[asu_e_no_basho]

What, is he here?

[immarubberman]

He's probably hiding. I hope he got lost. I'll sell him before he can find me again.

[asu_e_no_basho]

You'd have to find him before you sell him, wouldn't you? It doesn't count if he doesn't know he got sold.

[immarubberman]

...

Write me a receipt. That way he can't refuse.

[asu_e_no_basho]

Eh? I never said I wanted him.

[immarubberman]

It's a gift.

[asu_e_no_basho]

NO THANKS.

[immarubberman]

It's a gift of friendship.

[asu_e_no_basho]

I don't want him. Gimme a better gift.

[immarubberman]

Okay. What do you want?

[asu_e_no_basho]

Eh? I dunno.

I want... mom and Al and Winry.

[immarubberman]

You can have the rest of my apple.

[asu_e_no_basho]

...I want a whole apple.

[immarubberman]

Why? Food is food.

I didn't drool that much.