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Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
Yo mama's so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach
Yo mama's so nasty, I called to say hello and she gave me an ear infection
Yo mama so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint. It has sweaters.
Yo mama so fat, her shadow has stretch marks.
Yo mama so black, when she gets in the car, she tints the windows. lol.
Yo mama so fat... when she jumped in the air, she got stuck
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"
Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips.
Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.
Yo mama so ugly, her pillow cries at night.
Yo mama so ugly, she has to sneak up on her bath water.
Yo mama so black, she has to wear white gloves to eat tootsie rolls. LMFAO
Yo mama so nasty, when she takes off her panties, it sounds like velcro.
Yo mama is so dark she accidently chewed on her finger when she was eating a tootsie roll.
Yo mama is so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo mama is so fat that when she wears her yellow jump suit people yell, "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama's so nasty, her tits give sour milk.
Yo mama's so dirty, she gets ring around the collar when she wears tank tops.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she dances the band skips
Yo mama so fat, she sat on a quarter and made George Washingto cry
Yo mama so ugly, even her rice krispies don't talk to her
Yo mama so stupid, I said it was chilly outside and she went to grab a bowl
Yo mama's ass is so big, she bent over and got arrested for selling crack.
Yo momma so poor, she can't even pay attention.
Yo mama's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama's a blind bird-watcher.
Yo mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
Yo mama's so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach
Yo mama's so nasty, I called to say hello and she gave me an ear infection
Yo mama so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint. It has sweaters.
Yo mama so fat, her shadow has stretch marks.
Yo mama so black, when she gets in the car, she tints the windows. lol.
Yo mama so fat... when she jumped in the air, she got stuck
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"
Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips.
Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.
Yo mama so ugly, her pillow cries at night.
Yo mama so ugly, she has to sneak up on her bath water.
Yo mama so black, she has to wear white gloves to eat tootsie rolls. LMFAO
Yo mama so nasty, when she takes off her panties, it sounds like velcro.
Yo mama is so dark she accidently chewed on her finger when she was eating a tootsie roll.
Yo mama is so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo mama is so fat that when she wears her yellow jump suit people yell, "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama's so nasty, her tits give sour milk.
Yo mama's so dirty, she gets ring around the collar when she wears tank tops.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she dances the band skips
Yo mama so fat, she sat on a quarter and made George Washingto cry
Yo mama so ugly, even her rice krispies don't talk to her
Yo mama so stupid, I said it was chilly outside and she went to grab a bowl
Yo mama's ass is so big, she bent over and got arrested for selling crack.
Yo momma so poor, she can't even pay attention.
Yo mama's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama's a blind bird-watcher.
Yo mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor.