Post Club Chippers!!!
Urrrgh i am an unattractive being this morning. That is a scientific fact. It's true. I was working away in the lab for hours this morning to prove it. Elephant man chic i think is the current phrase that Vogue are plugging. I don't suit it.
I only woke up a while ago, and holy hell I wish I had stayed asleep. Not felt this shit after drinking in a literal age. I've just eaten two packs of super noodles...i need fatty food. God i crave artificial flavourings!!
Do excuse, my Qwerty skills are hardly wizard-like, but I think that all the brain cells which contained the information needed to type successfully are all post-human now. It's all self inflicted though so I shouldn't complain. It was a night of legend haha.
First subject of last nights Ego trip:
How does everyone know who I am??
I was approached by a few differnt people throughout the night who apparently know me. It was rather scary. First was some girl called Kirsty, who I made friends with actually coz she was a legend , who apparently worked at house of fraser (for about a week) who i never noticed. But, she thought i was amazing and she apparently sees me on the bus almost every single day. Then when i was on the podium some boy comes up and is like "oh my god, are you calum?" Clearly i am. "I went to your school, you were in the year above me, you're so amazing." why thank you, but we knew that already. Clearly wanted into my pants. Perverted child.
A lot of time was spent in the company of Graeme. Poor Johnathan ended up a bit of a gooseberry while Graeme and I giggled and flirted and he tried several times to undress me...yes i like graeme. He's always the B-plan. He was always set to be the silver medal if things never worked out with Chris. He is cute, a complete miniscule of a being though, actually so short. Or is he? I can't remember properly....oh dear. So yah lots of snogging going on there.
Dunno what Debbie and Johnanthan were trying to achieve "we will dance next to them to freak them out" lol aaw. What on earth happened to Sophie and Leanne?? I hardly saw them throughout the night! Even though they are literally in every single photograph.
I have bruises on my hips from where some dude kept pinching me then running away. Subtle flirt technique right there.
What else? oh god what else?? Just more classic banterish banter of the pissed kind.
Oh my God I TOTALLY forgot about Alex, i felt guilty actually. We were meant to meet him coz he has a present for me (this dvd he made for me) and i had to give him his jacket back...but you know, we were pissed, that is my excuse and I am sticking to it.
If i can cover up the horrendous beast that is my post-drunken escapade face, i shall be going down to stromas house. not seen her in literally two months which is appaulling! I don't know what we're going to be doing but hopefully it will involve "princess nikki" hehehe.
god i look like a gimp.
I only woke up a while ago, and holy hell I wish I had stayed asleep. Not felt this shit after drinking in a literal age. I've just eaten two packs of super noodles...i need fatty food. God i crave artificial flavourings!!
Do excuse, my Qwerty skills are hardly wizard-like, but I think that all the brain cells which contained the information needed to type successfully are all post-human now. It's all self inflicted though so I shouldn't complain. It was a night of legend haha.
First subject of last nights Ego trip:
How does everyone know who I am??
I was approached by a few differnt people throughout the night who apparently know me. It was rather scary. First was some girl called Kirsty, who I made friends with actually coz she was a legend , who apparently worked at house of fraser (for about a week) who i never noticed. But, she thought i was amazing and she apparently sees me on the bus almost every single day. Then when i was on the podium some boy comes up and is like "oh my god, are you calum?" Clearly i am. "I went to your school, you were in the year above me, you're so amazing." why thank you, but we knew that already. Clearly wanted into my pants. Perverted child.
A lot of time was spent in the company of Graeme. Poor Johnathan ended up a bit of a gooseberry while Graeme and I giggled and flirted and he tried several times to undress me...yes i like graeme. He's always the B-plan. He was always set to be the silver medal if things never worked out with Chris. He is cute, a complete miniscule of a being though, actually so short. Or is he? I can't remember properly....oh dear. So yah lots of snogging going on there.
Dunno what Debbie and Johnanthan were trying to achieve "we will dance next to them to freak them out" lol aaw. What on earth happened to Sophie and Leanne?? I hardly saw them throughout the night! Even though they are literally in every single photograph.
I have bruises on my hips from where some dude kept pinching me then running away. Subtle flirt technique right there.
What else? oh god what else?? Just more classic banterish banter of the pissed kind.
Oh my God I TOTALLY forgot about Alex, i felt guilty actually. We were meant to meet him coz he has a present for me (this dvd he made for me) and i had to give him his jacket back...but you know, we were pissed, that is my excuse and I am sticking to it.
If i can cover up the horrendous beast that is my post-drunken escapade face, i shall be going down to stromas house. not seen her in literally two months which is appaulling! I don't know what we're going to be doing but hopefully it will involve "princess nikki" hehehe.
god i look like a gimp.