OMG IM TIRED
for the first time on a long time, Im really really reeeaaalllyyy tired earlier in the night...
I ate so much sushi, its coming out of my ears lol. nice image huh?
I had a blast todat actually, spent some time with my dad, and mom... My mom got a little crazy though...
The sushi guys have a stack of polaroids, of all chicks flashing the camera...
My mom did it... she flashed the guy, he took a picture of my mother's titties!
My dad's all " They seem to get bigger when u leave them"
On the way home... My mom got a really bad stomache ache lol.... and shes all "SHarrah! roll down your window, i hafta do it... wait nevermind... a bubble went into my spine, i just saved u from a nasty fart... omg i just farted in myself" LOLOLOLOLOL
How the hell can U fart within yourself? LOL
I love my mom, shes funny...
ahh... I now know where i get my sence of humor from.. My dad, and my mom combined... thats bad.
Wow, I just read a livejournal of this Guy I used to like alot... and his perfect girlfriend.
I liked him since... Oh I dunno... maybe FUCKING 9TH GRADE!?!?!
... what was wrong with me?
Im not gonna even start... I dont know why I like to make myself feel shitty.
I just dont know why I seem to have the life that is just way too complicated for anyone to get into. Maybe she drives, has good grades, has a great job and family that adores her... and he's the same way... Meant for eachother...
ok, I officially made myself really upset... All my relationships never seem to be that great.
One is too busy smoking his ass off and realizes hes just not ready for me, the second one finds me convenient... Says " I LoVE YOU" when he knows im upset about the distance between us...and how he NEVER fucking sees me... the 3rd is just not working out.
Im bent out of shape, Im gonna go sleep on it...
and to the anonymous guy who loves his damn girlfriend
QUIT POSTING YOUR STUPID SHIT, NO ONE WANTS TO READ IT!!!! NOT EVEN ME! AND I HATE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
I ate so much sushi, its coming out of my ears lol. nice image huh?
I had a blast todat actually, spent some time with my dad, and mom... My mom got a little crazy though...
The sushi guys have a stack of polaroids, of all chicks flashing the camera...
My mom did it... she flashed the guy, he took a picture of my mother's titties!
My dad's all " They seem to get bigger when u leave them"
On the way home... My mom got a really bad stomache ache lol.... and shes all "SHarrah! roll down your window, i hafta do it... wait nevermind... a bubble went into my spine, i just saved u from a nasty fart... omg i just farted in myself" LOLOLOLOLOL
How the hell can U fart within yourself? LOL
I love my mom, shes funny...
ahh... I now know where i get my sence of humor from.. My dad, and my mom combined... thats bad.
Wow, I just read a livejournal of this Guy I used to like alot... and his perfect girlfriend.
I liked him since... Oh I dunno... maybe FUCKING 9TH GRADE!?!?!
... what was wrong with me?
Im not gonna even start... I dont know why I like to make myself feel shitty.
I just dont know why I seem to have the life that is just way too complicated for anyone to get into. Maybe she drives, has good grades, has a great job and family that adores her... and he's the same way... Meant for eachother...
ok, I officially made myself really upset... All my relationships never seem to be that great.
One is too busy smoking his ass off and realizes hes just not ready for me, the second one finds me convenient... Says " I LoVE YOU" when he knows im upset about the distance between us...and how he NEVER fucking sees me... the 3rd is just not working out.
Im bent out of shape, Im gonna go sleep on it...
and to the anonymous guy who loves his damn girlfriend
QUIT POSTING YOUR STUPID SHIT, NO ONE WANTS TO READ IT!!!! NOT EVEN ME! AND I HATE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!