Lost...again
"Nicholas Richardson Mich! Where The Fuck Have You Been?!?" -Quote from Kristen.
"Where have you been?" -Quote from Sydney (The Happy Little...Cheesecake flavored Pink Cotton Candy)
"Dude, You Missed Out On A Massive Orgy" -Quote from Joshua
"Oh, Your Back, Good, These Are Your Messages ::Jen Hands Me 3 Pieces Of Paper All Filled With Messages:: And Your Ex-Gf Also Called But I Told Her To Fuck Off Like You Told Me To Do So. Now, Nick, Can You Go Out And Buy All This? ::Hands Me A Piece Of Paper Of Things To Buy::" -Quote From Jen
Where have I been all weekend? ...Well, early Saturday morning, I kidnapped my beautiful girlfriend and took her to ____________. We came back late Sunday night and it was probably one of the best weekends I've ever had with her. "And You Didn't Screw Her?" (Quote From Sydney) No, I didn't fuck her. She didn't Fuck Me. We Didn't Do Anything Sexual...because I'm A Good Boyfriend And She's A Good Girlfriend. Yeah! I'm Going To Stop By Her House Today (Shh....It's A Surprise!).
Sydney- Cheesecake Dis Friday?
"Where have you been?" -Quote from Sydney (The Happy Little...Cheesecake flavored Pink Cotton Candy)
"Dude, You Missed Out On A Massive Orgy" -Quote from Joshua
"Oh, Your Back, Good, These Are Your Messages ::Jen Hands Me 3 Pieces Of Paper All Filled With Messages:: And Your Ex-Gf Also Called But I Told Her To Fuck Off Like You Told Me To Do So. Now, Nick, Can You Go Out And Buy All This? ::Hands Me A Piece Of Paper Of Things To Buy::" -Quote From Jen
Where have I been all weekend? ...Well, early Saturday morning, I kidnapped my beautiful girlfriend and took her to ____________. We came back late Sunday night and it was probably one of the best weekends I've ever had with her. "And You Didn't Screw Her?" (Quote From Sydney) No, I didn't fuck her. She didn't Fuck Me. We Didn't Do Anything Sexual...because I'm A Good Boyfriend And She's A Good Girlfriend. Yeah! I'm Going To Stop By Her House Today (Shh....It's A Surprise!).
Sydney- Cheesecake Dis Friday?