things i said today

May 31, 2007 22:53

to the doctor : i think i have giardia but i'm not symptomatic yet.

to the AAA girl : all the coolant fell out of my car onto the ground.

to my advisor : hey, i'm back and i didn't get mauled by bears!

to aakepley : watch pyaar ke side effects, although whiskeygoat hates every movie i recommend, so maybe you shouldn't.

to the middle school kid : what does this cookie look like to you? the milky way, of course.

to NASA administrator Michael Griffin on NPR this morning : wtf???

to the driver of the #9 bus : are you sure you're not the #3 bus?
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