to the doctor : i think i have giardia but i'm not symptomatic yet.
to the AAA girl : all the coolant fell out of my car onto the ground.
to my advisor : hey, i'm back and i didn't get mauled by bears!
to
aakepley : watch pyaar ke side effects, although
whiskeygoat hates every movie i recommend, so maybe you shouldn't.
to the middle school kid : what does this cookie look like to you? the milky way, of course.
to NASA administrator Michael Griffin on NPR this morning : wtf???
to the driver of the #9 bus : are you sure you're not the #3 bus?