(no subject)

[imitatively]

"You know how this voicemail thing works, right?"

*Beep*

xxx

VOICE MAIL | INBOX = empty
TEXT MESSAGING | INBOX = empty
ELECTRONIC MAIL | INBOX = empty
PHONE NUMBER | 555-742-8856
EMAIL | magicmanmagichands@thenetwork.com

xxx

[ You know the drill. Text, action and audio all welcome; all lines are private lines! Back-dated entries receive current-dated responses here, etc, etc.