OMG GUYS
So Friday night I decided to stop using heroin, and by Saturday morning I was already going through withdrawals. There was sweating, shaking, vomiting, crying, screaming, flailing. All of it. I started having vivid hallucinations that I was being pulled into the core of the earth, falling past the machine-like moving plates of the mantle and then deep into the core where I melted into the lava center. When I came to I was in the water heater closet holding a wooden spoon. It was pretty bad. I'm fine now though! Keep me in your prayers, please.
I also just found out that I'm pregnant. And get this, I'm already 5 1/2 months along! How did I miss that? I just thought it was holiday weight, but I guess not. Weird! I'm thinking about just asking the last 15 or so guys I've had sex with to chip in $20 for the abortion since I can't figure out whose it is. That seems fair, right? I'm hoping they'll have some sort of holiday special at the clinic right now. I was going to call and ask Nurse Roxanne about it, but for some reason when I got my new iPhone some of the numbers in my phonebook didn't transfer.
But don't worry about me, Livejournal friends! My future is looking bright! When I was at Check N' Go cashing my check, I was humming along to the radio they have there and this really nice guy Raqkeem heard me and told me he owns his own recording label and that he wants me to come in and maybe record a few tracks for free! I think this might be my big break, guys! I just know this is the real deal and that I'm going to be a star! I will keep you updated, friends.
I also just found out that I'm pregnant. And get this, I'm already 5 1/2 months along! How did I miss that? I just thought it was holiday weight, but I guess not. Weird! I'm thinking about just asking the last 15 or so guys I've had sex with to chip in $20 for the abortion since I can't figure out whose it is. That seems fair, right? I'm hoping they'll have some sort of holiday special at the clinic right now. I was going to call and ask Nurse Roxanne about it, but for some reason when I got my new iPhone some of the numbers in my phonebook didn't transfer.
But don't worry about me, Livejournal friends! My future is looking bright! When I was at Check N' Go cashing my check, I was humming along to the radio they have there and this really nice guy Raqkeem heard me and told me he owns his own recording label and that he wants me to come in and maybe record a few tracks for free! I think this might be my big break, guys! I just know this is the real deal and that I'm going to be a star! I will keep you updated, friends.