okay, so I was bored....

[imintrouble2003]

This is what happens when I'm bored. I wrote a parody of blink 182's song "the rock show".

Got dragged to a club by my friend that was a homo
I was drunk, he said that there were girls, so I decided that I had to go
When we went in there was Techno all around
But I was busying drooling for this girl that I had found

I fell in love with a girl at a drag show
she was a guy, but I swear that I didn't know
she had huge boobs, and an ass that was amazing
So I didn't notice, that the bulge in her pants was raisin'

She said we had to go to Vegas if we wanted to marry
said"they're the only ones that will marry faires"
The statement made me raise an eyebrow
But it didn't last long
it went out of my mind when she gave me a blow job

I fell in love with a girl at the drag show
She had balls, but I swear that I didn't know
she had big tits, hips, and an ass that was ecclectic
You can imagine my surprise when I found out she had a dick.

So now I'm married to the queer from the drag show
I don't mind now because her dick doesn't really show
if I squint my eyes she's still fuckin smokin'
I just keep it out of my mind that when we're having sex
we're both strokin..