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I had a mid-aged butch lesbian ask if I would impregnate her. I asked her if she was talking about, like, a sperm bank and she says, "Or... you know, outside a sperm bank and I pay you fifty bucks, or something." I'm sure she could tell I was caught off guard by this, and she says, "Oh my gosh, I embarrassed you. You don't have to give me an answer right now..."
Later that day I started thinking, what am I answering? Was there ever a clear proposition? What did she mean by "outside a sperm bank?" Is she basically asking me to whore myself out like a cheap prostitute (seriously, fifty bucks?), or is she wanting me to go, you know, in a cup and pass it on to her and her girlfriend (whom I thought was a guy the first two times I met her) so they can use a turkey baster and shoot it up her hooch? Either way, I was uncomfortable with the idea, so I never brought it up. Thankfully, neither has she. It's a little awkward, but I'm okay with it.
She brought it up by asking if I ever wanted to have kids, and because I said, "Yeah, someday," she took it as a go ahead with the most awkward conversation in my life, by far... so far.
I don't know why, either, but I've been talking and laughing like this guy at random moments in the day.
Later that day I started thinking, what am I answering? Was there ever a clear proposition? What did she mean by "outside a sperm bank?" Is she basically asking me to whore myself out like a cheap prostitute (seriously, fifty bucks?), or is she wanting me to go, you know, in a cup and pass it on to her and her girlfriend (whom I thought was a guy the first two times I met her) so they can use a turkey baster and shoot it up her hooch? Either way, I was uncomfortable with the idea, so I never brought it up. Thankfully, neither has she. It's a little awkward, but I'm okay with it.
She brought it up by asking if I ever wanted to have kids, and because I said, "Yeah, someday," she took it as a go ahead with the most awkward conversation in my life, by far... so far.
I don't know why, either, but I've been talking and laughing like this guy at random moments in the day.
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