Where be I?
Here I be...
The new TMBG album comes out two weeks from tuesday. SO far I have fought the urge to download it in its entirity for 53 cents from a Russian site that claims it's legal but I have my doubts...
So buy the album on July 13th, and if you don't like it, buy another copy.. maybe you'll enjoy that one better...
Not like you have good taste anyways... look at your pants for god's sake..
and that haircut, so 1997...
and those shoes!!??!!??
Ha, you weren't even wearing shoes, and when you looked down I punched you in the head... sucker...
I went to Philly 2 or so weeks ago for my Grandparents renewing of the wedding vows thing... weird thing is, my Grandparents died over 2 years ago, so it was a less a renewing of vows and more of a stinky puppet show..
This just in, all my grandparents are alive and not dead...
so anyway, I was wearing a suit.. and I put a spool of red thread in my inner coat pocket and had a piece of it sticking up through the shoulder of my jacket... and everytime somebody tried to be helpful and pull it off, I would pull back and they would wind up with like 2 feet of thread in their hands, terrified that they had just ruined my jacket...
ahh.. it was fun..
I also learned that my little cousin will do anything you tell him to... "go get the fish head Alex and put it on a plate and show it to the old ladies..." Very useful information to know, he will make a good minion...
anyone else wanna be a minion, let me know.. hours are flexible.. pay is good... sexual harrassment is rampant and tolerated, even encouraged... slap!
what
Joe is gone this weekend.. pretty exciting... Middle School couples will pay a lot of money to have a private room for a few hours... cha ching...
ching ching
ching chong...
chong..
mmm, chinese food...
once my mom and I were in the car, being followed by one of her friends, on our way to a chinese restaurant and I suggested maybe we should get burgers.. My mom thought about it, looked in her rearview mirror, and said no, she thinks her friend really wants chinese food... then I said, maybe she's just squinting cause it's sunny...
my mom didn't get it... I thought it was funny...
Another joke I say that a lot of people don't get is...
"I was named after Grover Cleveland... Chronologically that is..."
I think I may have used that one in my journal before, but I dont have time to check... what am I? something? Hell yeah...
Today I made an excellent observation...
The new TMBG album comes out two weeks from tuesday. SO far I have fought the urge to download it in its entirity for 53 cents from a Russian site that claims it's legal but I have my doubts...
So buy the album on July 13th, and if you don't like it, buy another copy.. maybe you'll enjoy that one better...
Not like you have good taste anyways... look at your pants for god's sake..
and that haircut, so 1997...
and those shoes!!??!!??
Ha, you weren't even wearing shoes, and when you looked down I punched you in the head... sucker...
I went to Philly 2 or so weeks ago for my Grandparents renewing of the wedding vows thing... weird thing is, my Grandparents died over 2 years ago, so it was a less a renewing of vows and more of a stinky puppet show..
This just in, all my grandparents are alive and not dead...
so anyway, I was wearing a suit.. and I put a spool of red thread in my inner coat pocket and had a piece of it sticking up through the shoulder of my jacket... and everytime somebody tried to be helpful and pull it off, I would pull back and they would wind up with like 2 feet of thread in their hands, terrified that they had just ruined my jacket...
ahh.. it was fun..
I also learned that my little cousin will do anything you tell him to... "go get the fish head Alex and put it on a plate and show it to the old ladies..." Very useful information to know, he will make a good minion...
anyone else wanna be a minion, let me know.. hours are flexible.. pay is good... sexual harrassment is rampant and tolerated, even encouraged... slap!
what
Joe is gone this weekend.. pretty exciting... Middle School couples will pay a lot of money to have a private room for a few hours... cha ching...
ching ching
ching chong...
chong..
mmm, chinese food...
once my mom and I were in the car, being followed by one of her friends, on our way to a chinese restaurant and I suggested maybe we should get burgers.. My mom thought about it, looked in her rearview mirror, and said no, she thinks her friend really wants chinese food... then I said, maybe she's just squinting cause it's sunny...
my mom didn't get it... I thought it was funny...
Another joke I say that a lot of people don't get is...
"I was named after Grover Cleveland... Chronologically that is..."
I think I may have used that one in my journal before, but I dont have time to check... what am I? something? Hell yeah...
Today I made an excellent observation...