Not a real update
Just got out of the shower... that's right, i've been in the shower since my last update... time very flies when you are in the shower...
I cleaned my room yesterday... clean cleaned.. cleaned damn well... damn cleaned... I took things apart... Took the computer apart, took my tv down... I got so caught up in it i nearly moved out accidentally... that would have been bad. you cannot live in a bookstore, or a store, or a book for that matter... Unless you are gumby... gumby could go into books.. gumby sucks!
i hate him
anyway.. what is new this time? Nothing.... nothing is ever new. But that is good... that means that no one has died and that amy hasn't dissapeared and that i havent shrunk (despite what joe claims. See, he tells me im getting shorter, and so does amanda, but they are jerks. Speaking of jerks, joe and amanda are jerks. This is far to long of an aside to put in paranthesis).
Oh wait, some things are new... ummm, jeff grew his goatee back, yay for jeff... its important to succeed at at least one thing a year and jeff has more than done that... he has succeeded at gowing a goatee for one thing, and he has also succeeded at not falling into his garbage disposal... jeff 2 -- hilarious 0
Back to talking about cleaning... I cleaned soo good that i found bunny poop.. i havent had a bunny up here in more than a year!! wow and eww!
Ok, I'm gonna admit it... Journaling is getting difficult... I'm a very busy man you know... I have to do things like keep joe from burning down the house and keep amanda from killing joe in his sleep and i have to wear pants... tough times people, tough times....
SO! i have come up with a fun project for you, the kids at home, to work on.... I want you each to respond to this post in the comment section and write an entire update for me in the style of me. .. dont forget to leave your name and i will post the best one!! Ahh, now i can get back to the all the work i have to do...
cough
I cleaned my room yesterday... clean cleaned.. cleaned damn well... damn cleaned... I took things apart... Took the computer apart, took my tv down... I got so caught up in it i nearly moved out accidentally... that would have been bad. you cannot live in a bookstore, or a store, or a book for that matter... Unless you are gumby... gumby could go into books.. gumby sucks!
i hate him
anyway.. what is new this time? Nothing.... nothing is ever new. But that is good... that means that no one has died and that amy hasn't dissapeared and that i havent shrunk (despite what joe claims. See, he tells me im getting shorter, and so does amanda, but they are jerks. Speaking of jerks, joe and amanda are jerks. This is far to long of an aside to put in paranthesis).
Oh wait, some things are new... ummm, jeff grew his goatee back, yay for jeff... its important to succeed at at least one thing a year and jeff has more than done that... he has succeeded at gowing a goatee for one thing, and he has also succeeded at not falling into his garbage disposal... jeff 2 -- hilarious 0
Back to talking about cleaning... I cleaned soo good that i found bunny poop.. i havent had a bunny up here in more than a year!! wow and eww!
Ok, I'm gonna admit it... Journaling is getting difficult... I'm a very busy man you know... I have to do things like keep joe from burning down the house and keep amanda from killing joe in his sleep and i have to wear pants... tough times people, tough times....
SO! i have come up with a fun project for you, the kids at home, to work on.... I want you each to respond to this post in the comment section and write an entire update for me in the style of me. .. dont forget to leave your name and i will post the best one!! Ahh, now i can get back to the all the work i have to do...
cough