waterbee

Jul 15, 2003 01:30

Today we swam.. that is where i met waterbee...

Waterbee was a bee that i saw swimming underwater... He was just like a bee, but he was swimming underwater... I saw him twice... Once the first time and then again for the second... I spent a good amount of time searching for him soon after, but to no avail...

Waterbee was hiding... I knew that i had to find him, or else he could reproduce... If he reproduced, then there could one day be a swarm of waterbees roaming the country... Think about it!! Bees that can swim underwater...!!! There would be no stopping them...

unfortunately, i could not find waterbee again... I failed.. the world is doomed... doomed .. doomed...

We went to Cicis, the all you can eat pizza buffett, yesterday.... I was making notches in my napkin to keep track of how many slices i had eated, for accounting purposes of course.. in the end, i wound up with a strong 13 slices...

THEN!

as we were leaving, Jeff confessed that everytime i got up for seconds (and thirds and so on), he would make a new notchy napkin with one or two less notches in it....

it turns out i ate somewhere in the neighborhood of 18 slices.. i am a giant pig

mmmm, pig

I miss waterbee, he was my closest and dearest friend...

I bought a new Rubiks cube.. i lubed it.. time to get back in shape... grrrrrrrrrrrr

I am off!
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