I'm evil.
As if I got reproached for writing a negative review in my Creative Writing class. The thing is: the girl posted a week late, so of course I'm going to be cranky when I read her story because she's cutting into my paper-writing time. Silly bint. Also: she is mean about everyone else's stories in class. My criticism wasn't even that bad. I just commented that the only physical thing that was really emphasized about Luke (her character) were his frequently-mentioned large blue eyes, and that she might want to add some more concrete sensory detail.
Okay, maybe what I really said was that he was described so generically that I pictured him as a blank bobble-headed mannequin whose eyes got bigger every time they were mentioned until they ate up his face.
Pfft. Some people.