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I've been thinking a lot about what exactly I want in this life. And, I've come to realize that, judging from my wants, I'm going to end up your standard yuppie with a sensible car, who goes to the gym and shops at the Gap but only when she's not at CostCo buying fruit snacks for the kids. And that's scary. I don't want to end up a soccer mom, even if I'm a cool sex therapist soccer mom. I see two ways out of this. Either I become a career criminal, ripping off large companies and living in the lap of luxury (though in a nation that won't extradite me to the U.S.) or I move to east Africa and train become an apprentice to Youseff, one of the world's last living hyena men (they stay outside the gates of the city at night feeding the hyenas raw meat [sometimes from their own mouths] so that the hyenas won't people any livestock of townspeople). Any opinions on this guys?