Serious canon is serious

Dec 15, 2008 11:40

S-So we were trying to figure out in IRC last night whether or not the DBZ world would have a Christmas, since -- well since Gohan is 16 in the year 774AD and, well. It's hard because Toriyama is Toriyama, but then I remembered this scene from Dragonball, and I promised everyone I would cap it!

Basically, the little boy, Oopa (roughly 15 inches tall :Db) and his dad, Bora, were particularly kind and nice to Goku, making them his new bffl. But then an assassin sent to kill Goku killed Bora. So Goku promised Oopa that he would find the seven magic Dragonballs and wish Bora back to life \o/ And they manage to get six balls before the last one ~disappears~ off the radar, which just shouldn't be possible, but there you go.

The team heads to a fortuneteller, and she says that if they defeat her five fighters, she will tell them what they want to know without having to pay. And the first opponent is a-a vampire.



















... and then the shapeshifting cat turns into a giant hand and pimpslaps the vampire out of bounds. FUCK YES I LOVE THIS CANON.
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